Lessons Are Boring...

by Derpyx0

Epilogue

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that donuts are yummy. Oh, I also learned that Rainbow failed Science. Opposites attract, you idiot! Today, I was left for something better. Again. I hate you, Flash. Don't think I let that slide!
Sincerely Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that hard work is BS. It always gets thrown away by certain purple princess. Also, love sucks.
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash

Dear Rainbow Dash,
I guess this explains why you are alone. And lazy. You still owe me 100 bits, by the way (Remember that poker game? Yeah.)
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia

Dear Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle,
Do I need to get involved, here?
Sincerely,
Princess Cadence

Dear Princess Cadence,
Hell NO!
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle

Dear Everypony,
Are we really that annoying? Being annoying YA!
Sincerely,
The CMC

Dear The CMC,
Yes! Now go die in a fire!
Sincerely,
The cast of MLP:FiM and half the Brony fandom

Dear Spike,
Who
Sincerely,
Owlicious

Dear Owlicious,
Are we really dragging that joke out again?
Sincerely,
Spike

Meanwhile in Canterlot...
"Shit. Time to get out the guns. She's at it again." Flash said.

"YOU WILL BE MIIIIIINE!!" Twilight screamed

"We had sex once! Let it go!"

And everypony sang Let It Go.

Author's Note:

The End.

Comments

[mlplover300]

Yeah

[Derpyx0]

4694032 Did you like it?

[mlplover300]

4694039 yes i did by the way your fast at this

[Derpyx0]

4694052 Fast at replying? I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the follow, by the way!

[mlplover300]

4694126 yes and your welcome

[Xx-mylittlepony-xX]

The most random story I have ever read! Lol
Great Story though

[Daring Cammie Do]

I was confused by the last chapter. Now I'm even more confused. It's almost as bad as trying to figure out Pinkie's Pinkie Sense.