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// Epilogue 
// Story: Lessons Are Boring... 
// by Derpyx0 
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that donuts are yummy. Oh, I also learned that Rainbow failed Science. Opposites attract, you idiot! Today, I was left for something better. Again. I hate you, Flash. Don't think I let that slide!
Sincerely Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle


Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that hard work is BS. It always gets thrown away by certain purple princess. Also, love sucks.
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash


Dear Rainbow Dash,
I guess this explains why you are alone. And lazy. You still owe me 100 bits, by the way (Remember that poker game? Yeah.)
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia


Dear Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle,
Do I need to get involved, here?
Sincerely, 
Princess Cadence


Dear Princess Cadence,
Hell NO!
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle


Dear Everypony,
Are we really that annoying? Being annoying YA!
Sincerely,
The CMC 


Dear The CMC,
Yes! Now go die in a fire!
Sincerely,
The cast of MLP:FiM and half the Brony fandom

Dear Spike,
Who
Sincerely,
Owlicious


Dear Owlicious,
Are we really dragging that joke out again?
Sincerely,
Spike 

Meanwhile in Canterlot...
"Shit. Time to get out the guns. She's at it again." Flash said.

"YOU WILL BE MIIIIIINE!!" Twilight screamed

"We had sex once! Let it go!" 

And everypony sang Let It Go.