Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that donuts are yummy. Oh, I also learned that Rainbow failed Science. Opposites attract, you idiot! Today, I was left for something better. Again. I hate you, Flash. Don't think I let that slide!
Sincerely Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that hard work is BS. It always gets thrown away by certain purple princess. Also, love sucks.
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash
Dear Rainbow Dash,
I guess this explains why you are alone. And lazy. You still owe me 100 bits, by the way (Remember that poker game? Yeah.)
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Dear Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle,
Do I need to get involved, here?
Sincerely,
Princess Cadence
Dear Princess Cadence,
Hell NO!
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle
Dear Everypony,
Are we really that annoying? Being annoying YA!
Sincerely,
The CMC
Dear The CMC,
Yes! Now go die in a fire!
Sincerely,
The cast of MLP:FiM and half the Brony fandom
Dear Spike,
Who
Sincerely,
Owlicious
Dear Owlicious,
Are we really dragging that joke out again?
Sincerely,
Spike
Meanwhile in Canterlot...
"Shit. Time to get out the guns. She's at it again." Flash said.
"YOU WILL BE MIIIIIINE!!" Twilight screamed
"We had sex once! Let it go!"
And everypony sang Let It Go.