Sensational Serials: Silly, Short Stories for Silly, Short Ponies

by PhycoKrusk

Comedic Interlude #1

Discord was in a bind, and he couldn’t make up his mind.

He looked left. He looked right.

He looked left.

He looked right.

Left.

Right.

Left.

Right.

At the end of the aisle of shelves, where there was a gap in between the groceries, Rainbow Dash pushed a cart past. A moment later, she backed up and looked down the aisle at Discord, who was still looking left, and then right.

Left.

Right.

With a quirked brow, Dash pushed her cart down the aisle and stopped alongside Discord. “What’re you doing?” she asked.

Discord looked at her sharply. “Quiet!” he hissed. “Can’t you see that I am wracked with indecision?”

“What’s there to decide?” Dash fires back. “Just choose —“

She looked left. She looked right.

She looked left.

She looked right.

Left.

Right.

“You see my dilemma?” Discord asked.

Dash looked at him sharply. “Shhh!” she hissed. “I have to concentrate.”

Discord was is a bind, and now Rainbow Dash was too.

They looked left. They looked right.

They looked left.

They looked right.

Left.

Right.

Left.

Right.

Cocoa Pebbles.

Cocoa Krispies.

Cocoa Pebbles.

Cocoa Krispies.

We’ll check in them again later.

Author's Note:

I promise you, it’s not as simple as just choosing one. They’re different.

They just are, ok?!

Comments

[Fistfire]

You get a snickering chuckle.

[MeadowRosePony]

I pick cocoa pebbles. Trust me, they're better.