Sensational Serials: Silly, Short Stories for Silly, Short Ponies

by PhycoKrusk

Unfortunate Applejack: Quicker Than the Eye

Spike glared at two slices of bread as they sat happily in the warm toaster on the kitchen counter.

The bread was, by this point, lightly toasted.

Spike glared at two slices of bread as they sat happily in the warm toaster on the kitchen counter.

The bread was, by this point, lightly toasted.

Spike glared at two slices of bread as they sat happily in the warm toaster on the kitchen counter.

The bread was, by this point, lightly toasted.

Spike turned his attention away for scarcely two seconds, grabbed the butter tray, and pulled it closer before glaring at two slices of bread as they sat happily in the warm toaster on the kitchen counter.

The bread was, by this point, reduced to charcoal.

“Oh, come on!” Spike screamed to the sky in rage. “Why do we even have this thing?!” Without another thought, he grabbed the still warm toaster from the counter and pitched it out the open window.

The resulting crash was considerably softer than it should have been.

Climbing up to peek over the window sill, Spike saw Applejack laid out on the ground, her hat smashed and herself very much concussed. The toaster, now dented and crushed beyond any use, lay next to her.

Wordlessly and wide-eyed, Spike calmly closed the window.

Author's Note:

The continuing adventures of one unlucky Apple.

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