• Member Since 23rd Mar, 2012
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Bronio Kröger

To be a Brony, one has to die to everyday life.


The Mane Six are at their regular movie night, when Twilight decided to expose them to the low-budget hilarity of Zebra Exploitation film! Will the violence, political activism, prurient content, funk guitar and visible boom microphone enthrall the ladies, or disgust them? And what are the ramifications for racial equality in a world in which successful zebras are still treated as second-class citizens?

An homage and social commentary on the lasting legacy of blaxploitation, viewed through the eyes of equines, who know no. prejudice nor depth perception

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Comments ( 19 )



What is this and why does it even halfway work?

Walter Farley and Anna Sewell, oh gosh, that is brilliant (no love for Marguerite Henry?).


I must read more of this!

Quagga Please!

That was awesome - I laughed my butt off!

This was excellent! I love how you blended the concepts together in this fiction! Thumbs up! :rainbowlaugh:

Oh no, Fluttershy, why! :pinkiegasp: Nah, kidding. That's hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

Rarity… shut up. Awesomeis awesome :rainbowdetermined2:

My only question is… what do the actual quaggas think of their species name being a racial slur for another species?

Poor Pinkie. We all feel for you :pinkiesad2: Though… She's a helper, like Twilight :pinkiehappy::heart::twilightsmile:

Damn man… Damn. This was good. Thumbs, track, favorite, the works. DAMN.

This... this worked. This worked very well. And Fluttershy seems to have had quite the sordid past. :fluttercry:

Fine work in both story and social analysis, though I would've liked to get Zecora's opinion on the genre.


Re: Marguerrite Henry, "Chincoteague" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-Assateague, please.


No quagga will be offended, as quaggas are extinct. You know who did it?



I would have liked Zecora's take too, but I am saving her for the sequel.

Spoiler: Zecora was in the German band, Poney M. You might remember their dance hit, Mare Baker.


Not the Man!

And thanks to the late bedtime and confused writing, I once more mixed up quagga and okapi. So it's all cool.


Fun fact: the ponies of assateague and chincoteague are also especially round because they retain more water from the relatively saline estuary water and marsh grasses that they eat.

This was horrible. And I loved it! :pinkiecrazy::heart::yay::trollestia::moustache::eeyup::twilightsmile:

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