Discord... WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Discord was bored. I mean, reeeeeaaaallllllyyyy bored. After becoming an honorary "good guy," Discord was not allowed to wreak chaos unto Equestria anymore, as was being a "good guy." He sighed. The only place Discord was allowed to do his thing was in his room in Celestia’s castle in Canterlot. He walked over to the window on the other side of the room, his mismatched feet making various animal noises as he did so. He glared out at Canterlot, the birds singing, pegasi flying, enjoying the fresh air. It was so… peaceful. Discord didn’t like peaceful. He turned upon his soap floor, skating along and taking some cotton candy cloud with him. He paced for what seemed like days, just thinking about how he could cause chaos in a way that doesn’t harm anypony. The draconequus snapped his fingers to make his room normal, like it was before he moved in. He searched around the room for anything to inspire him to do chaos. He looked on his bed, under, inside, but he couldn’t find anything other then dust bunnies and chocolate milk stains.
Discord put his ear to the door. He could hear Celestia and Luna talking, but that was about it. He sighed and fell over, deciding to spend the day on the floor. Again. He rolled to his bed and saw something he didn’t see before. It was a dusty old box, perhaps from the previous owner of this room. He reached for the black box. It seemed to be radiating chaos to Discord. He opened it slowly, waiting to be disappointed once again. What he saw was drawings and pictures, very old looking, perhaps as old as Celestia, but because they had been in the box, they were intact, mostly.
He picked out a picture of… Twilight Sparkle? But Twilight didn’t live when Celestia was just starting her rule, but… this could have been the room of Star Swirl the Bearded! Huh, interesting, Discord thought. He then picked up a drawing of what also seemed to be Twilight. He gazed closer at it. He saw different features on it; it seemed to be male. ‘Dusk Shine’ was written in ink at the bottom of the sheet of paper. He put the picture and the drawing back into the box and picked up another drawing. It seemed to be of a male Rarity. ‘Elusive’, once again, written in ink below it. Discord’s mouth turned upwards in a smile. He was no longer going to be bored.
Rainbow Dash yawned and stood, stretching her wings. “Another day, another bit,” she gruffly said to herself. She trotted over to her bathroom to comb her mane and tail; it was always messy after she got up everyday. She looked into the mirror and saw her mane was a total wreck; it was all spiky like there was hair gel in it. She groaned and picked up the brush with her hoof, and began to try and flatten it.
After what seemed like forever, she finally flattened it to her usual manestyle. She sighed in happiness, just before it poofed out again. “Arghhh!” she yelled, face-hoofing herself. Her voice was still gruff. She cleared her throat and tried speaking again. “Testing? Testing, 1 2 3…” It was still rough and scratchy, like a stallion. She looked down and saw that she had a… uhm… yeah. Rainbow gaped and yelled, “WHAT THE BUCK?!?”
Rainbow Dash flew around Ponyville, trying desperately to find her friends. “What the buck…” she kept whispering to herself. RD then heard a yelling coming from the town square. She dashed there faster then you can say "Sweet Celestia." What she found there was shocking. It was all of her friends, in stallion form, just like her. Or him I should say now.
The scream had come from Fluttershy, seeing that all his friends had also become male. “What the buck is going on?!” Rainbow yelled at his friends.
“I don’t know, Rainbow!” Twilight replied, fluttering his wings. “I think we might have a new enemy!” There was silence, bet it was broken by hysterical laughter. Discord popped in and kept laughing.
“You should have seen the looks on your faces when you looked down, ha! That was priceless!”
“Discord… WHAT DID YOU DO?!” Twilight yelled, flying up to Discord’s face,
“Oh, I just made you all into stallions, that’s all. Do you not like your new looks?”
“Of course not! Change us back NOW!”
“But I haven’t even told you your new names! Here, let’s get started,” Discord landed and pointed to each pony in turn. “Fluttershy, you are Butterscotch, Rainbow Dash, you are Rainbow Blitz. Rarity, you are Elusive, Pinkie Pie, you are Bubble Berry. Applejack, you are still Applejack, and Princess Twilight Sparkle, you are Prince Dusk Shine.” Discord cackled again. “This is just too priceless! Ha ha!”
Bubble Berry bounced. “OOO! This is so fun! We can get into the stallion’s bathroom now!” His voice was still high pitched. Discord kept laughing his head off. I’m serious. His head rolled off his neck and bounced into Butterscotch’s head.
“Ew ew ew ew EW!!!” Butterscotch screamed and hit Discord’s head with his hoof, rolling it into a bush. It poofed back unto Discord’s body.
“That wasn’t very nice, Butterscotch, hmm?”
There was a flash of yellow light and a white alicorn appeared. “Discord, change us back,” was all he said. Discord started laughing again.
“Oh, ho ho hoooo! Oh, Prince Solaris, I will obey you when I die of laughter!”
Solaris glared at Discord. “Discord, don’t you have a girl version of you?”
“Oh of course I do, everypony does!” Discord snapped his fingers and there was a puff of smoke. Once the smoke had cleared, there stood a more feminine looking Discord, with a bit poofier hair. “Eris, at your service, my Prince.” He poofed back almost immediately. “There. Now you know.”
Solaris’ horn glowed and magic sluggishly came out and headed toward Discord. Discord didn’t move, seemingly in a trace, just staring at the magic. The magic then flowed into Discord’s chest, and then it abruptly stopped, leaving the ponies who watched be confused. “What in the world just happened?” Elusive whispered. Discord blinked.
“I’m going to change you back now,” Discord said.
“So quickly?” asked Applejack. “Ah thought you would keep us like this for a long time.”
“I’m actually Solaris; I stole Discord’s body because I knew that he would never turn you back through his own free will.” Solaris’ body groaned. “Let’s hurry.”
Solaris snapped his fingers and a flash ignited. After the flash was gone, 7 mares, 2 being princesses, sighed.
“Man! It’s good to be a mare again!” Twilight said, flexing her body. There was another flash and Celestia was back in her body.
“Let us never speak of this again.” Celestia said. Discord groaned again.
“Agreed,” the other 6 ponies said in unison. There was a yellow light, another flash, and Celestia and Discord were gone.
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The comma and the period need to be inside the quotation marks, and the quotation marks should be double, not single.
"Mismatched" is one word.
The period needs to be inside the quotation marks and the quotation marks should be double, not single.
I am not sure what accent you are going for here, however Applejack's southern accent would not omit the "s" in "this."
Other than those few errors, this was pretty good. Nice, and pretty funny.
3420704 Thanks! I shall fix them as soon as I can
i love this so much. hadn't had such a laugh in school before, but this is what I do on free time
3420955 I'm glad you like it!
You got Solaris right! (BTW Luna's is Artemis)
3420983 Thanks for telling me!
I kind of wish there were more chapters
3421030 I could make a sequel, but since this was published today, I think that might be to soon
3421067
Maybe you could have discord open a portal to the opposite gender universe or what ever it's called.
3421092 it's called Rule 63. i don't know why, but my pony self feels...... nicer.......
3421005 No problem, "fellow" Equestrian.
3421673
Explain.
3421794 well, i'm actually supposed to be a kitsune, but for some reason, i am an equestrian now, i can't even speak my native language anymore!!!!!! And, for a\one reason or another, i feel more pleasant.
3421794 (i'm back in black for plot convenience)
Nooooooooo!
3420963 awsome I wish my sister could write like you can, this story will stick in my mind forever like spike mustach
3422071 Lol, thanks. This story is getting more hype then my main story!
Honestly... Eh.
My main problem with this story is that there's very little substance, yet it also feels rushed and, in the beginning, squished, and it doesn't really build up to anything.
I mean, they're genderbent.
Oh wait, Celestia fixed it.
The End.
And that's the meat of the story.
3518552 If you didn't like it, that's ok, I really wasn't trying on this story. For some reason it got more hype then my main story, The Tribe of the Everfree Forest, so some people liked it, I guess.
Nice detraction reading.
Discord was not allowed to wreak chaos unto Equestria anymore
It's onto noot unto.
But very creative story.I know there was a male version of the mane 6 and Celistia but I didn't know what Celtisas male name and discords female name is but I do now.
thx
The cover art reminds me of Rayman