• Member Since 14th Jan, 2012
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Cytotoxin


I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

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Ever since she was a filly, Pinkie Pie wanted to learn to smoke a pipe. After all, if her father did that and liked it, it must be good, no?

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very cute.
I like how you managed to capture Pinkie's weirdness WITHOUT having her shatter the fourth wall repeatedly.

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Vell, someone had to do it. ^_^

That's a really fun story. :-)

Figured I'd check in on one of your stories and this one grabbed my attention.

It was cute!:pinkiehappy:

Also the gives me an explanation for nosy kids who want to know why I smoke, since it's so bad.

:ajsmug: Pipe tobacco is the best way to smoke. Cheap too.

This story definitely needs an edit, though. The dashes between dialogue are annoying too.

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Depends on where you are. While I do have a penchant for a good pipe myself, here pipe mix costs much more then cigarettes.

As for edit... not gonna happen. Strange notions about notations is pretty much my trademark quirk, by now. Suffice to say I`m used to writing like this, and I do find the notion of redoing it in the way that would annoy me both unnecessary and unpleasant.

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Huh, didn't know that. I get my pipe tobacco for about 8.00 and it usually lasts me nearly a month.

And if I don't have pipe tobacco I just go to the nearest ash tray and squeeze out any remaining tobacco I find into my pipe. :twilightblush:

:trollestia:It sounds like your a rebel against standard models of literature.

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Actually, if you bothered to check my profile, it`s rather obvious what`s going on. To put it bluntly, I`m Russian. This tends to severely impact the way I write, speak and think.

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I did read your profile, but I didn't make the connection.:facehoof:

My apologies.

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You`d be surprised by how few actually do without any additional prompting.

Makes perfect sense after recent episodes, Pinkie with a pipe that she bubbles instead of smokes. Never, NEVER pull on a pipe filled with soapy water!

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