Bwahahaha! oh that ending...

LOL

Very nice. Silly and goofy in the best ways.

Good thing you stuck to "handoff". "Hoofoff" sounds like giving a reach-around.
Which just might be accurate, given the topic of the fic...

Celesit'as

Who?

surprass

Surpass, I think.

tommorow

Tomorrow.

How does Cadence hide it then unless the rest are small.

this story should have a comedy tag...

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Thanks for the catches.

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You should know, good doctor - she's bigger on the inside.

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Done! And considering I've never pulled off a comedy story before, I'll take that as high praise.

This was so funny I even forgot that this was meant to be a clopfic

Id like to request the first fun scene of shining and cadence where he acquired this knowledge sounds very intreeging(sp?) And I wonder how he found out about celestias and lunas and I bet his sisters will be bigger then cadence.

OMFG!!!

This was fucking PRICELESS!!!

Though, to be honest, I think it could have gotten away with a Teen rating.

Of course, to be fair, if I was Shining Armor, I would have said exactly that no matter whether or not it was true, just to mess with them.

Funny but must say midnights a mare and like 20 so ya

Needing a comedy tag mate, cause seriously, this is entertaining. Euphemisms are funny as heck and this is more of a light hearted comedy. Not hilarious, but still has enough laughs that it has earned the tag. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

You have earned them.

:edit:

Just saw the tag. Ignore my words and absorb my joy.

Ha! I laughed quite a bit. Bravo, sir!

You've got some funnies good sir. Some funnies indeed

"No more ridiculous than a dracoequus."

"draconequus."

Celesita's

"Celestia's"

Starting tommorow

Tomorrow.

until otherwise noticed

"noted"

"Sorry, I was on a roll. Oh, last one: Her alicorn cannon."

. . . Now a want to see a story with the four princesses comparing sizes. Why, WHY must my mind do this to me.

EDIT: Oh, and Shining has to walk in on them: hence why he knows who has the biggest.

Her Alicorn cannon

Congratulations, you've officially scared away all my shit. I've lost it all, and it will never return.

That last bit was so funny I did a spit-take with actual spit. I still don't know how that happened.

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ARGH I need lemons! I have to burn out my eyes!!!

MY EYES

but the was fucking hilarious.

"Besides, gentlecolts, there's no reason to speculate. Speaking from personal experience, Cadance is bigger than those three put together."

I KNEW IT! The pretty pink pony princess possesses a perfectly prodigious penis! Priceless!

Shiny?
TOO

MUCH

INFORMATION

In all fairness they should have known that, after all, Cadence is the princess of love.

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If futa anime has taught me anything, you have the most to fear from the sweet, gentle, wholesome ones.

There needs to be more like this. Seriously!

3500362 I second that notion.

Well at least they can keep talking while cleansing the palace windows

Shining Armor... size queen (or would that be king?) who whoulda thunkit?

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I'm certain he certainly feels like a size queen afterwards.

That last line made me choke.
Also...Personal Experience? oh my...

needlessly cruel at the end ruined it for me....

This made my day!

Very amusing.
The first stepping stone to becoming a true man is to admit that no-one is too mature for dick jokes.

This needs to be a series that literally exists for the purpose of conversations between a Solly and a Luny.

And god I just wrote out two slang words I came up with in my headcanon...

You know... part of me wishes Shining isn't screwing with them. Futa princesses... Hmmm....

I like this.

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Who says he is?

Also, now I want to see the other side of this story. Namely, the cork popping proper.

strange.. says new chapter was posted... but it isn't showing up here. and when I try to follow the link in notifications, it wants a password....

Soo... can has password please?

Holy....

omg... this XD hahahaa

From experience, huh?

And just what experience gives you this insight regarding your own sibling, hmm?