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Mmmm, lovely.
Well. I can believe that there are plastic trees in Equestria.
As much as Twilight and Rarity are trying their damndest to make sure minors don't see the tape, I'm gonna bet that Pinkie has a copy, and that she and Spike are gonna watch it as well. And Spike is NOT A MINOR, TWILIGHT!!!! Besides, the age for porn is 18. I'm about proof positive that he's gonna see it. And it's gonna hurt in his mind to view Rarity in all her form knowing that probably she and Twilight are gonna view this in their privacy (crushes are bad to get rid of), but he does has Pinkie to comfort him while watching it.
I'm calling for Twilight and Rarity to "re-create" some of the scenes in the film when they get to the boutique. I'm guessing that there's gonna be a few toys around as well, definitely needs to have a strap-on and a whip. Who knows, they may decide to make a video of their own that would just be "for their eyes only--probably to re-view on their wedding night after Twilight and Rarity marry each other.
3814573 I got to agree with you there, I wouldn't put it past Pinkie to have a copy before it's release. And if Spike is old enough to look through a porn mag and masturbate than he's old enough to watch porn.
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Actually he's the same age as the CMC in pony standards. With how weird dragons age, and I don't know how they view minority over in Equestria. Since technically ponies as young as Twist can do part time jobs. And Spike has been given full time, adult jobs since he was an actual baby dragon. So him being a minor is up for debate (especially since he hit his adult years twice). But nonetheless I'm all for PinkieXSpike.
Oh, this can only end well...I'm hoping.
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It was just an affont to Twilight.....I know that her personality and characteristic would actually be working her flank off to exclude Spike from watching it.....because she thinks he's a minor.
As you can see, I don't. And you are absolutely right in your assessment: Spike is roughly the same age as the CMC, size-wise that is. The thing is, I just can't see him as a toddler, or even a kid. Despite the stature, there is just way too much going on in his head and in how he handles himself a lot that would makes me believe he's a kid. We also know that dragons mature slowly. So there is definitely the possibility that Spike LOOKS like a foal, but in reality, he's an adult in pony terms, or maybe a year or two from being one. One could compare that to many adults that are dwarf sized, or midgets.
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I meant CMC age wise. He was born the day that Dashie did her Sonic Rainboom. And the CMC as of Season 1 were the same age and body type as the mane 6 during the Cutie Mark Chronicals. So technically in terms of biological age he should be in school, and be near fillies who have just hit the age where they experience Estrus if not shortly then just hitting that age.
But then you take into account he was raised by Celestia and Twilight had him a "personal assistant" from the time he could probably talk. Means that he has knowledge that an adult would know, and alot of things most adults wouldn't dream of think of (since he was raised by an Autistic Introvert with OCD and tons of books). Then add an adults level of knowledge / education (via Twilight and Tia), and the fact that they [dragons] age both through magical stimuli, passage of time, and chosen hoard. And it turns out that he's fair game for shipping and it technically isn't foalcon.
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Your logic is sound. Very sound. So basically you are saying that Spike shipping with any pony is fair game? I just need a little confirmation, because at first glance I though you were disagreeing with me. I always say that Spike's fair game unless they explicitly say otherwise, and like I said earlier, his mannerisms, though sometimes childish, shows to me that he's already an adult, and if on the odd chance he's not, he's damn close to it.
Dash seemed way, way eager about watching the video, lil' mynx.
Pinkie, who knows? She's suitably nuts that anything can happen. Probably end up in her own video that gets released the next day.
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Yep Spike is fair game with any age group. Especially since he has the mind that shifts from kid in some areas to master level diploma college graduate in others. So he can relate to and build a relationship with any age group as well without dumbing him down, or unrealistically boosting his IQ.
In fact, it's the ambiguity of dragon maturity vs. pony maturity that makes him such an amusing entity to ship with. That and with magic stimuli, or hording he can transform to any age group in a moments notice which adds an extra layer to shipping him.
I hope Whority loses her business, her credibility and everything.
This was good And I'm sure that, in the end, Applejack and Fluttershy will see the movie.
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Dude, that's a little harsh.
Spike can still help Rarity out with her dresses, but now it will be simply because he wants to help her, not because of a romantic affection. (Besides, Spike's got Pinkie for that now. , and Rarity has Twilight for romance ) Just like I would hope to appear that she knows just like when she wants alone time w/Twilight, Rarity respects when Spike's gonna want some alone time w/Pinkie and allow him to leave early--or even better, let Spike take the day off and not come in. Sounds like a pretty good relationship w/o any possibility of trying to woo each other, especially since the crush was.....ehheh, crushed
3819246 I don't see Spike ever getting to be with anypony being the doormat bitch he is. Soon as a stallion showed even the slightest interest in Pinkie, Spike would break up with her and help the stallion get with her instead. Spike was only ever in this story so he could shit on himself.
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Seriously, that could possibly happen. And then the backlash......
Maybe one of those bootleg sex tapes of her with Spike after Spike's gone through his growth spurt.
.........what can she say? Probably something like "I'm all about the smiles and making ponies (and dragons) really happy!!!"
Oh! Here's the title for a film with Pinkie and a matured-sized Spike: Pink Princess in the Dragon's Den!! Or how about this one---Pinkie Dragon Tamer, with Pinkie in a pink (duh!) BDSM outfit and hold Spike's head in her hooves with both of them having the bedroom eyes.......
.......damn, that could make a bit of a one-shot spinoff from Spread......
Now this is what I was waiting for This is going to be good I WANT MOAR SOON! If that is alright with you
3823590 You're welcome. Glad my story's struck a chord. That's what writing is all about.
Finally getting back to this one...and man was this a nice lineup of chapters to return to! Good call in chapter sixteen/seventeen. Not all the ships need to happen ASAP, plus Fluttershy needed a friend more than anything after heartbreak. I now cannot see Applejack, grounded and tactful pony that she is, as anything less than a perfect match for her; she'll be Fluttershy's rock and guiding light, compensating for the strength and wisdom that doesn't come naturally to Flutters.
Next chapter, I have kind of a hard time believing Spike would be that much of a pain when Pinkie wasn't around. A few paragraphs ago he was feeling great and making an effort to accept things as they were, and next you describe him snapping and cursing. That felt like a hair too much. Being grouchy and refusing to cook I could buy. Though I guess it depends on how much affection Twi and Rarity were showing each other in his vicinity.
After that, though, everything turned flat-out excellent for all the right reasons! Chapter eighteen (your chapter eighteen, FiMfiction's chapter nineteen) was even better for exactly the same reasons. As DanvilleBengal pointed out, they're drawing boundaries, taking things slow, and generally handling their relationship much more levelly than Twilight did. I never would've thought you willing to write such a thing, since Spike is so frequently written off in shipfics. Not even sure Sam Cole has gone this far...
Rarity deserves some big cheers for that. She is behaving 100% accurate to canon in a situation we will never see in the show. No matter how much shit piles up around her - even a rude, lecherous shop owner who really doesn't know where the boundaries of decency are - she can rise above it. If I could upvote this story a second time...well, I wouldn't have been able to here because I would've already done it on chapter eighteen.
3833033 I'm glad you've enjoyed catching up. I feel like my writing's improved a lot since I first started this story, and that it represents my growth and development as a writer since I started this story in late August of last year. It's given me a lot of confidence that people are enjoying this.
I'll try to update within the next couple of days. I've generally been taking a little bit longer than a week between chapters and, believe it or not, in a few days it will have been a week. (Where does the time go?)
Anyway, hope you continue to enjoy it, and thanks!
3820220 Actually you could call it Dragon Pink.
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I see what you did there....
and +1 and a for anyone else that gets the reference....
Oh, quick question: will we ever see Italian again? Not asking because I want spoilers, but I'm just curious
3862878 He's not really a major character at this point, but I think he'll show up at the end.
Hope that's not spoilery enough.
So, umm... I've got 50 bits here. Where can I find this movie for sale?
I'm really surprised by this story. Sure, it seems to have more ships than the Spanish Armada, but that's okay. Can't wait for the next chapter. Hopefully you come back from your break fairly soon.
3889107 You think this was shippy, read Filly Fooling.
Anyway, glad you enjoy it.
3889114 I think that was the first story of yours that I read. Yeah, pretty sure that one makes the top ten of the list of the "Stories that I read ranked by number of ships contained." I'd have to check my spreadsheet though.
3889135 Haha, I would like to see this spreadsheet.
3889236 No, you really wouldn't want to. It's massively bloated and overworked. It's how I track the stories I've read and the ships therein. I started it when they removed the "words read" counter from our user pages. According to my spreadsheet, I'm now over 11.5 million words of pony read... and I haven't updated it in awhile.
The problem is, with all of the built-in functions I use to track all the ships, there's no way I could run it on my netbook. Even on my PC, which is fairly decent, it lags for a half second or so when I update it. Or just shuts off completely... Yeah, there's a gremlin in my computer I need to finish hunting down.
You know what? I should update the spreadsheet. I'll see about putting up a screenshot for you to take a gander at.
edit: Did I say PC? I meant to say computer/space heater/defroster/bread leavener.
3889265 Sounds good to me!
3889271 Whew! Had more than a million words of pony to update my spreadsheet with. At least I get an exact number now. (12,780,063 words of pony.) And it turns out Filly Fooling Is the story I've read that contains the most ships! Crazy. Pretty sure I had to modify the spreadsheet to accommodate the extra ships.
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(Fullsize screenshot)
edit: Actually, that number isn't exact. There are two stories that I haven't added to the list yet for reasons.
3889648 That's...impressive. I'm also reminded how crazy Filly Fooling was by the list of all those ships.
Also, you read WAY more than I do. Like...that's a lot of words read.
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I'm not gonna lie. That spreadsheet is freaking insane. How long did it take to make that thing?
3890793 Yep. I'm pretty proud of how much pony I've read. That's like reading War and Peace about 22 times over in the space of less than two years.That is, if all the characters are replaced by pony, and everypony was romantically involved with everypony else. 23 times if you take into account the fact that I actually did read War and Peace in that time.
3891518 Eh, it's been an ongoing thing. It first started as just a list of stories I've read, with their wordcounts next to them. It took awhile to initially enter all the stories I had already read, and I might be missing a few from that time, since I went by what I had favorited.
Later I had the idea to make my own "Friendship is Shipping" chart showing just the ships that I've read, so I added shipping-tracking to the spreadsheet. That part is massively clunky: more than 30 characters, each potentially shipped with any other character, means I have to track about 900 possible ships. (Though of course I haven't read most of them--Diamond Tiara and Zecora? Pretty sure that ship will never come up.)
You can actually see in the picture of the spreadsheet that I made a note to add tracking for Photo Finish, Flash Sentry, and Pound and Pumpkin Cake, since I've recently read stories where those characters are shipped. I really need to revamp the entire shipping-tracking process, since now I've read a fair number of polyamory ships--how does one enter a five-pony relationship in this chart?
Eventually I started tracking the authors of the stories as well, if only because I've read a couple different stories with the same title by different authors. I still need to finish going through and adding the rest of the authors.
Here's the (massively outdated) Shipping is Magic chart I made with that info. I should make a new one; there would be so many more squiggly lines... And yes. All ships lead back to Twilight.
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At this point I really should learn how to use scripts in Excel. It would open up so many options. Sorry for the really long-winded response about such a silly thing, but I imagine you got the info you were looking for.
3449593 fuck u im not up for this shit right now *gives pony equivalent to the bird*
3450654 yeah, I stopped reading last year heh heh lel
Stupid pun.