• Published 22nd Jul 2013
  • 1,876 Views, 44 Comments

Jeff The Killer. - Twistedsteeldagger



Homicidal Serial killer, Jeff The Killer is on the run from his latest killing spree. He now sets his eyes upon the quiet village of Ponyville.

Comments ( 13 )

2924068 Maybe because Slenderpony basically has no mane to begin with?

1 in two days!? Holy poop!

I was grinning like a motherfucker while reading this!

-The Good Doctor

i can see jeff hanging with slendy hiding in the woods.

more please

Could use some work, but it was a refreshing read. Liked it :D

What I imagine Jeff does in his spare, when not killing ponies (pony Jeff)

Plays poker in the woods with slender, Jane, eyeless jack, and Ben.
Plays video games alone or versus ben
Polishes his knife collection
Drinks milkshakes
Attempt blinking, to see if he can
Reads creepypastas
Reads fanfic about masky X hoodie to tease them.
Hunts down people who ship him with BEN
Trolls people on 4chan
Griefs on minecraft
Watches Doctor WHOOVES

Human Jeff
Exact same as above, except watches MLP, and change doctor whooves to Doctor WHO

Go home Jane, your drunk, and you were molested at the bar :/

Jeff the killer will hunt you down unless you right more. Nah, but you will make Fluttershy cry. :fluttercry:

Im very pleased with this :D

shhhhh....
Go...
To...
Sleep...

YAY THAT MURDEROUS BITCH OF A TYRANT CELESTIA IS FINALLY DEAD:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

4629874 yes, yes yesyesyeysyeysyeysyeysyyes, it FEELS SO GOOD, ACHIEVMENT

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