There isn't much to be said about the Royal Guard. They serve and protect their country and their Princesses. And Captain Shining Armor couldn't be prouder of them.
But when their competence is called into question, what does he have to say then?
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Interesting. Although 'dr. Oscid' is a little too obvious, in my opinion.)
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That's intentional.
Very nice! Love it!
Dr. Ocsid? Seriously? None in the Court picked that one?
Dude, if a country´s military fails to protect its nation from invaders, rarely there are second chances. All your bases are belong to us, and the most you can aspire is to form a guerrilla or join La Resistance.
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Party pooper.
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Discord's Dr. Ocsid disguise has a magically-enforced Clark Kenting rule to it: Anypony who thinks to make the connection will immediately view it as completely ridiculous. The only people immune to the rule are those that he has chosen to reveal his identity to.
Haha! Poor Flash.
Flash? Time to start living up to your name and RUN!
Let's be fair. anyone who had the unfortunate honor of being mindraped by Discord or watching him turn their country into his personal playground-cum-lab experiment isn't exactly going to be chill with the idea of him running around.
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That's a fair assessment. The only ponies that saw Discord apologize are the Mane Six and the Princesses.
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Well, the La Resistance IS the second chance.
Oh, wait, I haven't read the story. Where's that link?
EDIT: Just finished the story, and there's only one thing that came to mind: Equestrian Royal Guard needs more combat exercise. With griffons. And dragons. On a weekly basis. Both physical and psychological.
I'm not saying they're weak, but only that way they can be "stronger than ever". Human military are strong because of the number of conflicts we've been through (stronger, but not less jerkier). It may sound cruel and wrong but hey, only those who fall will know how to get up.
Oh yes Flash. Tell the Captain of the Guards to his face how you'd like to bone his sister.
Might want to tag this Alternate Universe.
Because Flash Sentry clearly never left that bar alive
3456477 I agree, because Shining is technically his CO. That kind of recklessness would be a quick way to make your life quite miserable. (Presumably, Shining himself didn't have a similar problem with Cadance and Celestia because their relationship started BEFORE he joined the Guard. Between that, his good behavior and Twilight being Celestia's student, Celestia was able to make anypony who didn't like that arrangement either "shut up and put up" or transferred to a far away frontier outpost.
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