Carrot Cake flees Sugar Cube Corner after his fight with Cupcake. Now, with the uncertainty of returning home and the fear that his relationship is over, Carrot seeks comfort in a cozy pub where he meets up with an old friend.

What happens when the hit TV show "COPS" decides to start recording the hard-working police force of the Ponyville Police Department? I'll tell you what happens: Imagine COPS with ponies. Now, add more funny stuff. That's what happens.

Colgate has to deal with nasty Ponyville teeth all year long. So far the only break she has had is from Spike and the Princesses. When Fleur De Lis visits Ponyville she is given a near royal treatment. Although strangely enough she only visited the small town to see the dentist. A dentist far away from the elite of Canterlot...

Upon seeing the super model's teeth Colgate realizes that she is in love with Fleur's mouth. Every incisor, molar and even her gums. The desire for Fleur's mouth flourishes into a desire for the pony herself. How will Colgate reel Fleur in?

Dental cleanings of course.

In the ancient city of Sodom, Lyra and Bon Bon sneak onto Noah's Ark by pretending to be husband and wife. Thanks to a fake horn on Bon Bon, the human prophet Noah thinks the two marefriends are the missing unicorn couple he needed for the ark.

Can Lyra and Bon Bon keep their true identities hidden from Noah? It won't be easy when their every move is being scrutinized by the cripplingly homophobic earth pony couple. Will Evangelical Hope and her husband Adamic Faith expose Lyra and Bon Bon for who they are, or will this forty day cruise be smooth sailing?

Cover image by Why485

Minuette has always had an acute sense for time. So when Starlight Glimmer's interference in the past starts rewriting history, Minuette is able to pull herself, along with Berry Punch, out of time for protection. Now stranded, sort of, Minuette offers her wife a rare chance to travel to any point in their pasts, saying they are free to go where they please as the timeline "works itself out", but they only have a few hours at best. Once time is fixed, Minuette's magic will fade and they'll need to get back to their own time.
But for Berry, that is more than enough time. There is one pony from her past that she would give almost anything to see again. She just isn't sure if that pony will want to see how Berry turned out, or if Berry can even face her.

(Teen because Berry and Minuette were kind of "busy" when it all started)

Chaotic Note, a traveling pony, needs a heart transplant fast, and he gets stuck in the worst scenario ever. Getting operated by the drunkest mare in Ponyville, Berry Punch. Oh, and he's awake while this operation goes underway. This will probably not end well. Oh, and a certain Doctor is at the intoxicated mare's mercy as well.

Author's Notes
~ Inspiration.
~ Idea started in 1/29/2013
~ Is C.N. an OC or a self-insert? ... What? I'm not going to give you the answer.
~ Um... this won't end well.

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Cover Art(s)
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1st One: MLP FIM - Berry punch by Joakaha

Berry Punch has a tendency to stumble into trouble. This time, it comes with both claws, and a drink.

Art by: Harwicks
Editor: Not Dashy
Prereaders:
Crispy Dough
Scuttlebucket

The Mayor loses a local election by a landslide. What has happened to make the ponies of Ponyville distrust her so much? Why is the new Mayor so well liked? The now ex-Mayor drowns her sorrows in the local Tavern and meets a friend who doesn't seem to care who she is or what she was, she just wants to have a good time.

When she wakes up the following morning however, she will find that things around Ponyville are far worse than she could have possibly imagined.

Written using the prompt, "Mysterious creatures are attacking Ponyville."

Max Powers and his current companion Thomas set out on an adventure to Equestria. While on their way to their destination, something goes horribly wrong causing their transportation labeled as 'The Doorway' to collapse, leaving them stuck in Equestria. During their stay in their new found home, they must fit in as the only humans in all of Equestrian history. This is their story...

A husband deals with his wife's alcoholism. Based on the Regina Spektor song.