Ye gads, time flies. Once again we have come to that time of year when we drive Japanese cars to watch parades and eat Italian food sold out of trucks and wind up watching Chinese fireworks while celebrating our freedom from British tea taxes. (among other things)  Originally, I had intended Farmer Bruener Has Some Ponies to be set at this time of year because that’s when the Midwest is most active, but that was

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Some idiots set off a bunch of fireworks last night and we thought it was gunfire but seeing as how we were robbed before, I wouldn't be surprised.

Welp. That's another year down. Not sure what to say about it. It's been a lot of ups and downs, but not bad overall. Time to start working on the new one.

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Much love from yours truly!

So, I recently got a PM in which it was pointed out that I've been slow in writing recently. Instead of typing out a huge wall of text, I'll just sum it up.

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May you all stay safe!

Have fun!

And enjoy the fireworks of course!

EDIT: Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know I've been having problems with PMs, blogs, and comments recently. So, if for some reason I have no contact, now you know why. Thanks for understanding

Well, time for just one review. I'd like to say I'm only doing one because it's an amazing story, but that would be a half-truth. There's also the fact of I'm lazy. Anyway, here's today's:

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Just went and watched a fireworks show, and I'm feeling 'Merican.

Yeah. Nothing like some nice concussion to lift the spirits.

HAPPY FIREWORKS DAY!!!

(Oh yeah, and I guess this applies as a belated Canada Day post as well to all my fellow canucks!)

Hello everyone!

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I was gone all day at a fireworks show. Food was sub par, it was hot, music was good and THIS is how my night ended.
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Happy Birthday America and Goodnight

So yes, I wrote a thing.

A short thing, full of stuff.

I suck at descriptions, so just read it. They changed tags, so I can't mark it as tragicomedy (sad/comedy). Now tagged correctly, THANKS BRAIN FOR NOT DOING THAT THE FIRST TIME!

JUST READ IT!

The Story (It's a one-shot! No cliffhangers I promise!)

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Today is known in the United States of America as Independence Day. If you are wondering why my blog title says "to all" instead of specifying Americans, that's just because I feel like posting this awesome speech from a fairly well-known movie:

I believe you will be hard-pressed to find a more fitting speech for today from any other disaster movies.

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Alternatively!:

Whelp. Genocide time, folks.

-Inkheart

Well, this is aggravating. After these shorts, Tell Your Tale is airing on a biweekly schedule. As such, I’ve had to rewrite a good chunk of my schedule, and now I have YouTube shorts planned from here ’til December. Might as well get this batch taken care of, given that.

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As you may know by now, this month is fast approaching its closure and along with it the end of summer; while this is nothing new so to speak of, what's not is the fact that I've started up a PayPal account late last year following my father's hospitalization due to an overdose: thankfully, he's still doing great as of yet. Either way, I can see that no new contributions have been made since the last blog post, even with everything that has been said and done no less; although I can understand

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This week has seen a massive amount of news about upcoming (or freshly released) official MLP: FiM content, with previews! Which means there is lots to analyze right now and I will cover all of it in three separate blog entries! Here is Part 1, about the "Rainbow Roadtrip" Special:

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Good morning. This is, from my point of view, a comedy blog. From the point of view of my family and loved ones, it's a horror story.

I'm so fucking back, baby. Hi, all. Did you miss me? I know I did.

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I begin this year with a new mini project. One that I wanted to participate in for more than 2 and a half years already, ever since I saw it first, but could not find the time nor the concentration for, because life was showing its ugliest side to me.

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