I was driving this morning (well, yesterday morning, since it is already Thursday) back home on an unusual road, from a distant town that I had never been to, and I suffered a small incident. I was driving on a road in an unpopulated area, at 100 kilometers per hour, very calm, confident that Google Maps would take me home safely, when suddenly the GPS tells me to deviate from the road and take a dirt road. The reasonable thing to do would have been to ignore the GPS and continue on the road,

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I know you’re expecting this blog post to be some witty statement about a story I’m reading, or a cryptic reference to some unknown April Fools’ prank.

But that’s just it, I don’t have one.

Let me explain.

I had a 7-point April Fools’ setup for this Monday. I was so hyped up for it. I realized I had two emails, so I decided to create a troll account that seemed completely legit. It was called P1NKB0T.

Guess who never read the rules.

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Whenever a festival comes around, Christmas, Easter, April Fools, Halloween or otherwise, the site is hit with a multitude of stories that fit within this theme. Of course I enjoy the odd festive story or two, but man when every story jumps on this bandwagon I feel compelled to slap my face a few dozen times to get rid of the forceful cheer shoved down my gullet.

... but I do enjoy one or two.

Also: What story should I next finish? I'm almost wrapped up with Hell Yeah.

I gotta do this one on my lunch hour this week; I have things to do tonight so I won’t have time for this later—which is too bad cuz this is my favourite track on the album and I wish I had time to say more about it.

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I've got me own vessel now, and in the grand tradition of piracy, it must be christened. It is with a hand shaky from alcoholism and a heart proud from the adversity of clicking the "New Account" button and all the trials that followed that I apply the stencil reading "The Everlasting Disappointment" to the side of this canoe while pretending to say a prayer.

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MINECon now holds the world record for the largest convention ever held for a single - A. SIN. GLE - video game ever.

I congratulate the people of MINECon and the creators of MineCraft for this success. I play MineCraft quite a bit on my Xbox, and it's no freaking surprise really how Mojang have won the award. I love this game so much. It just lets me express my inner creativity really well, and I'm shaking with excitement for the hopeful eventual release of Command Blocks for the game!

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Today's story worries.

Under Layers of Dirt and Worry
[Drama][Slice of Life] • 3,598 words

It had been a long day of saving the world, and the usually perky pony wanted nothing more than to collapse into bed.

Unfortunately, somepony's waiting at Sugarcube Corner.

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DiRT 3, an offroad racing game, is free for the next 39 hours on the Humble Bundle website.

Also, for those of you who have uPlay, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is free on uPlay as part of their Ubi 30 celebration.

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Alright, here it is! This is the sneak peak for chapter 19. Keep in mind that I'm still making changes (as well as writing it) so there's likely going to be things changed around when it's actually posted.

Password is still the same: Madeyoulook

Alright, till I actually update this fucking Lazuras of a story.

So in case you haven't heard a lot of authors are going to be selling out books at Bronycon! If you're interesting in buying a fanfic (even if you're not going to the con) please look over this blog post and fill out this survey. That will help all of us know how much stock to bring and how scared

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
B- (a good episode with numerous flaws but still rewatchable)

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Not the sad Cruze you’re thinking of. That one’s dead, and it stayed dead.

We’re also gonna see that Denali again, and finally solve the mystery of where the Personal Audio Link Control Module went. Plus, we’ll have some fun asides, so

Source

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"If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

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