You were good, son, real good. Maybe even the best.

Best bits:

01:29 - Burp!
02:56 - Quoting a line that was done by a different voice actor.
04:09 - Happy reaction to super death jumpy map.
11:05 - Connection goes uppity-fuckity after I moved laptop.
11:27 - Funny weapon names.
13:05 - Burp!
14:05 - I killed RIP Rick May!
22:01 - One ruined death.
23:03 - I accidentally killed myself.
24:01 - Burp!

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Whenever a festival comes around, Christmas, Easter, April Fools, Halloween or otherwise, the site is hit with a multitude of stories that fit within this theme. Of course I enjoy the odd festive story or two, but man when every story jumps on this bandwagon I feel compelled to slap my face a few dozen times to get rid of the forceful cheer shoved down my gullet.

... but I do enjoy one or two.

Also: What story should I next finish? I'm almost wrapped up with Hell Yeah.

"It's funny 'cause she's drunk!"
"Haha, they're making fart noises!"
"sexual innuendo"

I understand that different people find different things amusing, but what I can't stand is miscategorization. This isn't adult humor, this is the humor of the obnoxious kids back in middle school. It's fine if you enjoy middle-school obscenity humor, but don't pretend it's "mature". It's not.