Whenever a festival comes around, Christmas, Easter, April Fools, Halloween or otherwise, the site is hit with a multitude of stories that fit within this theme. Of course I enjoy the odd festive story or two, but man when every story jumps on this bandwagon I feel compelled to slap my face a few dozen times to get rid of the forceful cheer shoved down my gullet.

... but I do enjoy one or two.

Also: What story should I next finish? I'm almost wrapped up with Hell Yeah.