http://www.phillyvoice.com/nutritional-seaweed-tastes-bacon/

For you storywriters wanting a topping for those hayburgers Twilight keeps gorging on? Ponies won't know it's not bacon when you fry this stuff up.

This video... inside my head... all day.

Ga ma dhaa pa, pa dhaa ma pa ga
Ri ga ma pa dha pa dha ma paa ma ga
Ri ga ma pa ma ga ma ri sa

Sa ri ga ma pa ma ga ma ri ni dha pa dha pa ma pa ma ga dha ri
Ga ma pa ma ri dha ma pa ma dha ma pa dha gi ni dha ri na ri dha pa dha pa ma dha na ri na ri dha ri dha pa na pa ga ri ga ri sa...

Utha thariya kooka
Suna koyala kooka
Utha thariya kooka
Suna koyala kooka
Utha thariya kooka
Suna koyala kooka
Utha thariya kooka
Suna koyala kooka

Walking on the clouds

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...am I the only one who thinks this??

Reasons:

• Too hot and greasy for hands. Unlike pizza or pastries, bacon is too hot and greasy to hold with your hand. (Admittedly, I am a clean hands freak.)
• Impossible to pick up with a spoon. Holding bacon with a spoon is a strange balancing act.
• Bacon crumbles if you use a fork. Bacon is too crispy to stab with a fork.

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So, I made another batch of those candied bacon Mother's Day beignets, and I had a bit of candied bacon leftover. So, being the thrifty (and hungry) fellow I am, I slapped about two and a half strips worth of chopped, perfectly crisp and crunchy candied bacon onto a slice of bread, following a thick layer of Reese's peanut butter and a similarly thick layer of strawberry jelly (no seeds, of course).

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Alright, I suppose I should first say something about my other two stories before this. I'm out of ideas for them. I had them and 'poof' gone! That mixed with not really wanting to write has lead to those stories never getting updated. My hopes are that doing some one-shots might get me interested in writing again however.

As for the idea, some of you know of, will be another HIE comedy. It will follow two humans who are hiding in ponyville wearing horse masks. You know, these.

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I went to see the film on Friday night. Gorgeous scenery and the different looked didn't bother me as I'd anticipated it would. Story was a bit weak, but I feel like the 1986 movie was even weaker. Some thoughts on one of the characters after the cut.

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So, this coming weekend, I'm going to end up having to convince my DM to let me do the dumbest thing ever. No, it's not playing Glimmer. It might actually be fun. I am going to have to argue that, between the Disney's Robin Hood ripoff (Kitsune Archer) and the Tengu rogue, having a pony in the group won't make it any more silly. It's a bit sad that I'll be using up a lot of my IRL credibility on this. After all, I'm

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I do, very briefly. Along with ribbon printers.

Real nostalgia days.

I'm finally done with all my school, and I have begun work on the story once again! I'll be going on a out-of-state trip for Christmas, but I'll be able to write my heart out on the 14+ hour drive there, and the few weeks I'll be spending there! I should get a lot of work done while I'm over there, and it should be fun!

Now, I'm going to end this blog with a question, and it's a very important one!

What do you guys want to see explained in Course of Action?

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This is what happens when I am tired, bored, and find something extremely catchy.

I was reading a blog post (https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/736065/candied-bacon-has-changed-the-game) and got to thinking...Now before you skewer me, I was thinking if Bonbon and Sunset Shimmer were to get together and be a thing, wouldn't that make them candied bacon? Don't ask me where Lyra is, I haven't thought that far ahead yet. Or Lyra could be okay with it, I don't know. Just a random thought I had

I dedicate this essay to Mykan, the guy who wrote: *cough* Friendship is Failure #4: Love Doesn't Work That Way

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Don't worry that's haybacon... I believe. I think Sunset was confirmed a vegetarian in the second movie? (for obvi reasons)

Started Working at Amazon about 2 weeks ago, I'm working ~10-15/hr days(by choice. I need that $$$$$ after all). So time to write has been scarce. Plus the 'muse'(god that sounds pretentious as fuck.. 😂) to write hasn't been there.

On top of that, I'm just beginning to overcome a bout of illness that beat my ass this weekend. Literally didn't get out of bed or sleep for about 2 days straight because of congestion, headache, fever, soreness, etc..

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Greetings, fellow sufferers!

I had watched last weeks episode, The Times They Are A Changeling, and being a fan of a quite a few things, I was watching WWE's NXT Take Over Brooklyn. It was around when Bobby Roode was making his glorious entrance that I realized that hey, his theme song would make a good entrance for Spike, the Brave and Glorious, every single time he plods into the Crystal Empire.

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I have not forgotten about “The Love Postulate” and I’ve wanted to write more of it so bad but I have not had any spare time at all. Luckily thanksgiving break is here and I’ve got fuck all to do over it so I’d definitely have the second chapter out by then. Anyway, thank you everyone who’s given a shit about my story so far, I appreciate it.

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This is part two. See blog posts for part one. 2/7

“Elder, that’s… that’s not the end of the story!” Pringle whined. 

The Elder chuckled. “It’s the end of what you haven’t heard before.”

“Dungeon crawls are boring,” Joanne deadpanned, clicking away at her phone. 

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