Bacon should be eaten with chopsticks.

...am I the only one who thinks this??

Reasons:

• Too hot and greasy for hands. Unlike pizza or pastries, bacon is too hot and greasy to hold with your hand. (Admittedly, I am a clean hands freak.)
• Impossible to pick up with a spoon. Holding bacon with a spoon is a strange balancing act.
• Bacon crumbles if you use a fork. Bacon is too crispy to stab with a fork.
• People already fry bacon using chopsticks.

Chopsticks are literally the perfect utensil for bacon. It clips the bacon strip tightly so it doesn't drop, yet it's gentle enough that the crispy bacon won't break. And your hands stay clean.

Source

On that note, I'll also leave this as a parting image:

"Hooves. How do they work?" --LittleshyFiM Source

Comments

[Mica]

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Sorry, but I don't take kindly to death threats.

[Coco Candy]

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS T H A N K Y O U

[Autumnblazelover61]

It was a joke

[Mica]

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I apologize. You can never be too careful.

[The_Darker_Fonts]

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Your genius has been taken to a knew level!!! My only problem is that it would take way to long to get ten pieces at once...

[Darkstory]

I use better the chopsticks with my feet than with my hands, I have never discovered the way to use them.

Sorry I will continue to use my hands.

[SnowOriole]

Just bend down and eat it with your mouth like a pony. Easy fix