Barbie Doll must be hating Tridashie right now for doing a better version of her song, am I right?

MAYHEMMOTH DID A THING AND IT IS SO GOOD PLEASE LOOK AT THESE GAY HORSES

When I was just a lad you know,
I met a gal from Old Bourdeaux,
She had blonde hair and blue eyes too,
Let me ride on the ring-dang-doo

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two,
That's what you call the ring-dang-doo!

She took me down into her cellar,
Said I was a might fine fella,
Fed me wine and whiskey too,
Let me ride on the ring-dang-doo

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?

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Going a little nostalgic today.

Not many people can name many artists of yesteryear. There are some names that only comes up this time of year. Burl Ives is among them.

Probably best remembered for voicing Sam the Snowman in Rankin/Bass's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Burl was a folk singer whose career spanned much of the mid twentieth century.

One of, arguably, his most popular albums was "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" which featured the song of the same name.

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"really like how Grimora was... Wrong. Her extreme reaction in an attempt to destroy the old files failed entirely. What she did... was for nothing.
She tried to save carder, and ends up directly killing him, and in the process, killing everyone else as well.

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Welcome one and all, to Omniverse VIII. The short version: I have published not only a new story, but started a new series of interrelated stories! You see one of them here on fimfiction:

TThe Spark

• MLP: FiM
• Star Trek
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

Mysterious signals ripple through subspace, and the Enterprise is sent to investigate; in the process they take in a small white unicorn far from home...

• Violence
• Human
• Crossover
• Sweetie Belle

GMSeskii · 30k words  ·  115  2 · 1.6k views

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lyrics:
"Longcoats are marching
Mud & blood merging
Civil War's raging
Across the land..

In the war for--

--Sunrise has risen
Draped in red ribbons
who gets to eat?
& who becomes?..

Who becomes the meat?

Summer has gone and the
Fires begin burning so
What's yours is mine is now
Food for the beasts

Fight for me
Die as meat
Burn & bleed for our cause

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