*See everyone's lives going to hell.*
Welp.
*Sits at table and grabs a drink.*

I am surrounded by fire, like there's a major fire right next to our town, and more major fires semi close to us in every direction. The smoke is thick as fog, you can always smell it. Street lights at night aluminate it and it's impossible to see anything in the horizon. We have these nice, big hills about 4-6 miles away from the town, can't see em.

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ok so i know i said i wasnt gonna blog anymore but this has to be said

im so sorry to all my friends whom ive unfollowed and then followed again and then unfollowed and then followed again. I feel like such an asshole lmfao. i wont do it again.

if i do just know that its one of seph's manic cleaning sprees.

I just realised how hard im condemning myself.

edit; my life is also miserable when i cant complain to the silent crowd</3

Hello, readers. The good Captain here. Now, it's been a long while. We got REALLY lazy and haven't done shit. I'm sure that some readers are saddened by our return, but fret not! I bring with our return a PSA!

Today, I bring with me, submitted for your approval, a tale of tragedy. A tale of mistreated authors and poor souls who wish only to write.

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How To Get Dah Ladies - 100% Success Rate!

I bet you fine gentleman are wondering how to get all of the ladies. Well look no further than this tutorial. I've got your back.

So what you will need is:

1. A large supply of chocolate. Get white chocolate too, just in case the lady is allergic to regular chocolate. You can also get that fake chocolate stuff too but, eh, it is not as effective.

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My return is a definite.

However before doing so to continue my stories, I will require at least two serious and competent cowriters or editors, as well as a storyboard assistant to help me outline my stories and chapter propositions.
Among other things would include help to maintain a Discord chat room and someone to help draw up and enforce a schedule.

So here are the open positions:

Editor / Cowriter (1)
• Requires almost daily contact with Author

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I live in the State of Arizona so I know firsthand how messed up things are here. I could go on all day about our corrupt state politicians, our crappy Right To Work status, our failing education system, and other details which make us one of the most backwards states in this country.

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Friends, I’m tired and depressed and have no sense of self-preservation or self-worth or self-motivation. Please convince me to do everything in my power to get my room clean enough that I can then metaphorically suck the dick of the assistant manager of this building and pray I can stay in here rather than be homeless in three days, rather than just continuing to lie here In my underwear depressed and get drunk or something.

Yes, this is a cry for help.

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No review blog next week, folks. I’m on break.

Finally getting around to watching Season 7, and I noticed something that mildly annoys me. Has anyone else noticed that the CMC appear to be getting a little bigger? I first noticed this with Sweetie Belle, who is now tall enough to almost match Rarity in height. I thought she was smaller than that in Season 1.

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likeee
except for the Maria Reynolds part but

yaaaahhh

I'm at 499 words i need to write more
I NEED O WRITE LIKE I'M RUNNING OUTTA TIMEE

Have a little sneak preview of the cover of my next story, currently in the editing phase (it's a big one).

It was pretty fun.

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Note: This pre-challenge is not canon to the OCA plotline, it instead serves more as a PSA. Please, enjoy.

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when your bro is like "oh I was watching this video in school and part of it was really shocking and I can't believe they put it in a video" and because he had been trying to meme speak earlier I assumed it was meme stuff

It was a video about choosing credit score and stuff

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I have a Tumblr now... Woopdie Doo! If y'all are interested in my creative writing featuring stories such as Parental Guidance, Cleo the Wanderer, and Normal St. please follow me here. I want to be known for writing and creating wonderful characters and stories, and I need your help to get there! So get out there and follow your favorite barbecue deity!

Edit: for those of you reading this from the editorial. The video is from Ckat and is the same as the link to her. The word, however, are the transcript. We both promoted her video and both got on the editorial. Sorry about the duplication.

I recently started a writing focused Youtube channel. Part of this is bringing content from others, and the first video is up. It's about how to deal with a lack of love and recognition for your work.

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Don't PM me asking when a story is going to update.

Don't leave comments on any of my stories asking when the story is going to update.

Don't post "witty and clever" comments on any of my stories declaring that story "dead" for not having updated in several months.

Don't e-mail me asking me when a story is going to update.

Don't ask me about story updates via Twitter.

Don't send up smoke signals asking when a story is going to update.

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As most of you may already know I have been writing an origin on Night Fright. Well, now it is finished. but I want someponies to preread this before I post. I'm planning on posting the story next Tuesday, March 21st. However, if I get some prereaders to look through it, I will post it much sooner, possibly on Saturday, March 18th.

******

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Hey everyone. I am planning on meeting with Somber to go over some notes this weekend for chapter 17. Knowning us, it'll probably kick my butt into actually finishing the darned chapter, and maybe I'll be able to prod him into writing Homelands as well!

Have you ever wanted someone to write a story about __________________ doing stuff like: things ponies do, kissing, fetish hoof holding, or the really freaky stuff? Are standard story commission costs too high? Have you approached an author to get a commission only to find they're a huge duchecanoe? Well then get on over to Jumbled Thought's page and

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