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My friends,

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Sorry about the... what, four weeks wait? Yeah. Unfortunately my writing speed is not the more optimal. School has also been strangling me a little bit but that's for another time. To be honest, the chapter took me about two weeks since the first week was mostly spent majorly editing proofreading chapter 1 with my editors (who are all doing a stellar job so far). So yeah, chapter 2 is done and I sent it off to my editors now so go bug them if the update is not coming along fast enough.

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Exactly what it says on the tin! I have stupid plot bunnies running in my head!

OK, more context, but be warned, this blog post contains M-rated topics, so you'll need to open the break if you're of legal age to view M-rated material. If not, this blog is not for you.

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I have a Skanky update to finish¹, a gay clop stuck in my head², and I didn't sleep well last night because I keep brining my phone to bed and watching YouTube videos instead of sleeping.

Plus, actual real world useful things to do.

Here. Have some ponies while I sort my shit out.

I ship it.

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Rarity, Dash and Fluttershys section is taking a turn for the odd. I mean I was going to make some characters pop up in importance when Ponyville was back in action to provide a slight thematic element for the later parts of the story with Tempest when she appears again. (Which honestly besides a few appearances every once in a while that plot thread will be rather low until the stuff turns bad- blame the movie but she does attack when they least expect it. And after about a year with Starlight

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Well Damn. (source)

Pretty cute kids. Too bad I hate writing about college students.

Oh wait. I fucking love writing about college students!

Aw yeah. Let's get brainstorming.

PS I know my Smart Cookie University stories are full of OCs but they're great. You should read them.

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Tweaking the plot to accommodate the announced character roles, the story will now be somewhat reminiscent of the original story, with a core cast of characters working at TechSIG (the fictional company that licenses the simulations) and a secondary cast of characters who either are directly associated with the simulations, or come from one themselves.

This is the basic plot I have so far for a prologue, which already pulls in the top four characters on the role sheet I posted earlier on.

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So, Flash Sentry (the human one) has been exposed to raw, uncontrolled magical energies a lot. And the side effects are showing up... As increased strength, speed, agility and endurance, and maybe heat vision. To the point he's breaking doors when he opens them and crushing his fork when he picks it up. So he's going to need training with the rest of the Main 7 to master these abilities!

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One day, Rainbow Dash had had enough of Twilight Sparkle's excessive rules and worrying, and made a decision.
Dash: "Oh for buck's sake! Here!" She shoves a bottle of vodka into Twilight's mouth and makes her chug it "THERE!"
Pinkie: "DASHIE!"
Dash: "Look, this is the easiest way to get her to relax! And the fastest! You know she'd just overcomplicate literally everything!"
 Twilight: "BWAH! Rainbow Dash! What the Tartarus is wrong with you?!"

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The Royal Guard cannot be everywhere. Therefore, keeping Equestria safe involves private contractors. So there are three orders of ponies that most ponies do not interact with on a day to day basis: The Monster Hunter Orders of Equestria.

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There are monsters so hated, so reviled by ponies that even thousands of years after they vanished, many ponies feel horror just looking at their pictures. For they represent dark times, well before the founding of Equestria. When all of ponykind was subjugated under a horrific, intelligent and powerful beast.

According to the Ancient Chronicle of Harmony:

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Ok, so, here’s the deal. I will finish the current arc of Pony Plots, however I do not know exactly when I might do so. I have decided that the final chapter needs to be split, as it was just going to be too damn long, otherwise. I have the first part finished now, technically, but it is in need of some severe editing to make it publishable. I was sort of “In the zone” while writing, which meant that I wrote that part of it up really fast, but that’s also a problem. There are

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Once again, the stars are right.
And Fimfiction is at the very epicenter of fanfic unrest.
Authors rally to their twisted horsewords,
And notifications post in anticipation of the coming chapters.
Far below, lie many comments
Arguing to the rhythm
Of OTP.

I will begin posting my horsewords within the next 24 hours. And nopony will be safe... from the Ponest Dungeon.

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*Coughs*

I just keep finding all these things that are so adorasexy recently. Most of them are older things that are getting more noticed now for some reason. Regardless, Pinkie Pie shake below the break!

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