I've found two tags that need to go together but haven't yet. 'Twist' . . . and 'Horror'. Somepony needs to make this happen!

Early last year, I made a blog post of my opinions on Twisted Metal: Black. Now, having beat its story mode and generally gotten better at the game, I decided to do a part two.

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A few minutes ago, I beat the story mode of Twisted Metal: Black for the first time! I loved every moment of it!

Massive plot-twist for KotV... tomorrow; the original idea for the next chapter was slightly veered to the side for a reason. My original idea has changed, just... I need to explain something about this story I am writing but all of it will be answered in the future (tomorrow... or somewhere in the afternoon).

For now I'll give you these two clues:

Comic + Canon (Clue One)

After S2 + Before S3 (Clue Two)

Good luck guessing; have a grand day!

Well I posted the exorcist character! Go find out who's that is and that actually it's a little thing for her, but she got some attention at least! And chapter thirteen is a go!

I hope this isn't looking too far ahead.

As her eyes fully turned red and green, she disregarded their continued pleading and began slashing through the guards, turning her weapon, body and the ground slick and red.

“BUCK THAT NOISE! IF THERE’S SOMETHING KEEPING YOU FROM ME, I’LL DEFEAT IT!’

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Did you know there's only one story in the world? It's called the Hero's Journey, or Hero With A Thousand Faces. Literally every story you write is a repackaged form of this traditional myth. Right?

Nahh, of course that's ridiculous. People want to believe it's that easy, so they'll squeeze every story into that model, even when it doesn't really fit. It's an effective set of themes, but hardly the only option.

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So some of you are probably wondering where the next story is (well, probably not, but work with me here). The reason it's taking a long time is because it's a bigger story: multi-chapters, each about 4,000 to 5,000 words each.
When will they be done? Well, I've already written two of them and the third one's about half done.
Where are they? That's a little harder to explain.

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What I mean is what do you see as the best kind of twist? Answer in the comments below, and try to keep the format like the example below so it's easy for others to read. Thank you!

Example:

Media:
(game, movie, book, etc.)
Twist:
(words here)
Reason:
(words here)
Example from Media:

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So you know how blueblood is usually depicted two ways.

the first where he’s a total asshole/bitch and is sometimes a extremely obvious villain that anyone can look at and see that he’s the bad guy.

and the other is where he’s actually a really nice guy and only acts like a ass in public to keep up appearances or stop gold diggers and is usually one of the supporting cast helping the main characters every once in a while.

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PEPPERMINT TWIST
This week, I have been posting a few essays inspired by Call of the Cutie. I felt Peppermint Twist deserved her own post.

Call of the Cutie is the only episode where she speaks, and she hardly even appears in later episodes, (except I think as a background pony on rare occasion).

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First off a bit of humor. Starbound has left open beta and I've been playing it quite a bit. One thing that I just tried was the capture pods, basically more pokemon. You throw the pod at a critter or weakened monster and you catch it. The thing is, if the monster dies you have to heal it at a special station. This is where I mucked up: I captured a suicide monster, the bomb-balloon thing. So I throw the pod, and it immediately explodes on something. Talk about one of the dumbest things I

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Anoughter feature, WHOO!
This brings my feature total to two which is insane when you remember I started writing these things to stop being terrible at writing. Don't believe me? See how long you can last reading my first three fics and then tell me I wasn't terrible.

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Five Nights at Freddy's: The Twisted Ones is now available to pre-order on Amazon!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Five-Nights-Freddys-Twisted-Ones-ebook/dp/B01N9XDVTF

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Well, I'm announcing a release date.

June 10, 2015. 5:00pm EST

Which is tomorrow at the time of this blog.

And also.

There will be a twist ending.

Something just thought of earlier.

Hope this works.

I'ma go finish this thing.

Inkwell out!

On August 9th, 9yrs ago my mother died of complications of diabetes brought on by Colon Cancer. She fought to the end. Afterwards the framework I built fell apart. I turned into a miserable bastard. Others in their own mourning and facing their own issues turned from me. This drove me deeper into that dark place. Notjohnharker was my rock, she refused to leave no matter how hard I raged or tried to get her to leave. There is a reason for my devotion to her. But the memories of that

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Alright, to all those that are actually reading this, I have now determined the update schedule I intend to adhere to for the foreseeable future. Once a story is completed another will take its place. I will be doing this until ALL Stories are completed. They will be worked on in the order in which they were originally published. NO NEW STORIES TILL THEN OTHER THEN THE COLLABS I HAVE ALREADY AGREED TO. Those that require me to post them, wll update according to the schedule below. Other

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"Holy fuck Twilight, how are you so blind?"

"Well...when you spend most of your youth in a dark basement staring at multiple computer screens, you tend to become a bit...myopic."

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Yes... I need an editor. But, this is actually for a new fic I have in mind.

"Oh jeez! MrAquino's making another fic? Will everything be put on hold again?"

Actually, yes... yes indeed. All my Tats Pwny-Verse-ish fics will be on hiatus (Except for the Futurama one), though I'll still try to work on the other fics I'm doing. And, if you're wondering, it's simply a crossover/sequel to this beloved film:

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