Shepherd took the revelation that Doctor Whooves and Ditzy had a time travelling, dimension-hopping muffin-shaped TARDIS quite well.

Shepherd: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE PUS SPEWING FUCK-!"

But after he was able to compose himself, breathing into a paper bag in the main control room of the Muffin...

Doctor: "Now now, everything is all right!"

Shepherd: "So... You think you can get me home?"

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Tea Time at Twilight's Palace...

Fluttershy: "You know Twilight, you've been spending a lot of time on reforming villains."

Twilight: "Well, what can I say? You inspired me! With the work you did with Discord! Now he's... Completely... Devoted to you..."

Fluttershy: deadpan "Twilight. No."

Twilight: "I-I didn't do-I'm not doing anything!"

Fluttershy: "I know you! You're going to concoct some kind of... Crazy scheme!"

Twilight: "Am not!"

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First of all, to all the new followers: welcome! Thank you for showing your support, and I hope I can bring you more good content in the future!

It's been just over twenty-four hours since yesterday's The Good HiE List Podcast, and things have been kind of surreal. For starters:

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Twilight saw her other friends. All of them twisted and changed by the harsh war. It was heartbreaking to see them all like this. Fighting for their lives to save Equestria. And there was Shepherd...

He walked to a shack, and Twilight followed him. He looked over his shoulder at her.

Shepherd: "Something I can help you with?"

Twilight: "I... You're human."

Shepherd: "And you're an alicorn."

Twilight: "What?! How did you-?!"

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Shepherd is studying in the library. This isn't surprising. But what is surprising to Twilight is who he's studying with-Pinkie Pie!

Shepherd: "So, there is a similar mass extinction cycle in this planet's natural history?"

Pinkie: "Looks like! Maud's been doing research into it! And it's nice to meet another person who can understand what she's talking about!"

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Hi guys! Just took a two-day break to get my bearings, I've just had to completely blitz my back garden, seen as though the weather here in England is shit, it decided to blast my bins all over the place. So basically there was shit everywhere, brilliant.

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New Chapter of "Starlight Glimmer's First Student: A Human" will drop tomorrow.

Stay tuned!

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "GAH! Twilight, what are you-?!"

Twilight: "Please marry and impregnate me?!"

Shepherd: "... You know... One of these days, I'm gonna stop being surprised by you blurting out crazy shit like this in the morning."

Twilight: "It's my mom!"

Shepherd: "Aaaah. Nuff said."

Twilight: "So um, if you please-?"

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Have you ever noticed this comment tread about Rainbow Dash attacking the human character in HIE? Not kill the human, but knock him out when she first meets him.

There could be other ways to go about this. The human could clearly show submissiveness (since he's likely to be terrified), therefore Rainbow Dash could change her mind about attacking the human, something along the lines . 'Hey, maybe he isn't a monster?' so therefore won't attack him.

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Does anyone want to help me edit, proofread etc?

(I usually like to be independent but you know, the recent review has kinda made me think.)

Chapter 9 of Second Contact is out, check it out here: You Just Got Shamalan'd!

Dying Embers has got some new flashy cover art!

I think it looks amazing and I can't thank MorphineZombie enough for the great work and effort put into it. You can also see the first depiction of Sunny and Chaser as they take centre stage.

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I’m currently working on a fic. It’s HiE, and one of my main goals is to make the fic have a nice and immersive background, and I want to make the reader feel as immersed as possible in the universe. (It’s WWIII themed btw). I’m basically writing notes down of events/Inventions that I want in the universe I’m building. I already got a Super Heavy Tank and a variation of the A10 Warthog. I’m also dedicating the first 10 or so chapters to building on the human side of the spectrum.

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Okay, Runners of Humanity is back in season. Hope you enjoy the new chapters coming soon. I'll be editing the whole story a lot so expect a lot of differences each time you read the chapters. The main premise will still be kept intact whether or not you like it. Just know that every change I make is most likely to give space for (hopefully) meaningful character development, personality, and emotion. We're in all in for this story, all of you are important as making these stories are for your

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This is the full on Evil Shepherd timeline. Didn't really work with Aftermath as written, but I might do something with it later.

This Shepherd became the new host of the Nightmare Entity after Celestia and Luna were both locked into the sun and moon by Sombra. Shepherd defeated Sombra, but took over as a tyrant named Nightmare Wrath.

If envy and sorrow were the genesis of Nightmare Moon? Shepherd's anger and rage were the genesis of Nightmare Wrath.

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If a portal to Equestria appeared before you, would you walk through it?

In the latest daily chapter, a human does just that.

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Twilight Sparkle is in Golden Oaks Library, hoping to get away from the hardcore partying on the night of the Summer Sun Festival. She goes downstairs, fumbling in the dark as her horn isn't casting much light.

Also, Pinkie Pie is bouncing after her.

Pinkie: "So did you like the hot sauce prank? I can make it hotter if you'd like! Or get you vodka! You look like a vodka drinker!"

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Okay first of all, yall nasty

I see this spike in reader retention. Some of y'all only read the chapter with the fucc.

Thats very funny tbh. Go right on ahead and beat your meat to my colorful horse words. If you like the way i write the seccs i do occasionally take requests, and i also take commissions

First order of business, big ups to Asher 23 for submitting the first oc!

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One night, while Shepherd is reading at home... He hears some bells ringing, and then his walls turn purple. He sighs, and closes his eyes tightly.

Discord: "Guess who?"

Shepherd: "Not in the mood."

Discord: "Aw, why must you be so hurtful, Shepherd? After all, I am reformed! Fluttershy said so herself!"

Shepherd: "Yeah, and I'm still checking her for mind control magic or body swapping or literally anything else you may have done to her."

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Writing a sequel, which you don’t see me do a lot. Here’s a full chapter: rather than fold it into the current one-shot, I’ll probably publish a new story when it’s done. It’s condensed bittersweetness, like I’ve been doing. But I hope you enjoy it.

Burning. Burning. Burning.

Everything I’ve worked for is burning, twisting, falling apart.

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