06 - Atmosphere! [2020.09]
The world of humans on Earth was in another universe and couldn’t be accessed directly, but Twilight Sparkle finally figured out a way. “It won’t be just Luna interacting with people’s dreams anymore. It’s time for an actual encounter of the third kind!” she announced.
The Alicorn then concentrated all her magic into the quantum entanglement spell. She knew she’d need a week to recover, but it was worth it. For science and diplomacy!
An explosion of pure stink filled the air.
When the smog cleared, there stood a human. Upon seeing the Princess, he gasped and dropped to his knees.
Twilight giggled. “I know I’m supposed to be royalty and all, but there’s really no need for formalities.”
The human bowed to the mare, prostrating himself before her.
She blushed.
He looked up at her and uttered only, “Oxygen!”
“Oh!” Twilight put a hoof before her muzzle. “We don’t have that here. Is that going to be a problem?”
The human dropped dead.
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No oxygen?! How do they survive?! Maybe by breathing magic?
11127763 They're silicon-based lifeforms. Oxygen is for biological pussies.
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Oh
11127862 Holly Celestia, you're really good with these. Everypony will start to cum here to see your stories instead of mine. And then one day I'll tire of living in thy shadow, and I'll turn to goth, and you'll have to banish me to the moon for a millennium.
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Angel! Get away from that keyboard! Discord! Make him a carrot for his time out....If it's okay .. please
With out inspiration I am just a bunny.
11128214 Stay tuned then. New inspiration cumming every day.
Things burn. Electronegative elements capable of sustaining fire, such as, just an example Fluorine, would kill the human in less than a second.
11136562 I can't say for sure what Equestrian atmosphere contains, just that it doesn't contain Oxigen.
Oxygen is a very poisonous gas, btw. It's highly reactive and when it first appeared in the atmosphere in sufficient quantities, it was an extinction event.
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I'm not a biological pussy! That's so speciest of you. You're so gonna get cAnCEled!!!!(
11220930 Okay, poisonbreather.
Oxigen was a byproduct of photosintesis. A fecal matter, if you will. The beings at that time were cultured and didn't breathe poison. And when the whole world got covered in it, most of them chose death over life in poison. But there were some pussies who were afraid to leave life with dignity. They adapted to living in a byproduct. You still bear the genes of those pussies from a billion years ago, poisonbreather.
11221199 It's true... I also breathe oxygen.