Bad Dragon's Short Stories

by Bad Dragon

44 - Buy tickets now and revel in the awesome Fireworks that will please you in every way imaginable! [2024.01]

“Princess Celestia,” Rainbow Dash reported. “I nailed those posters, no sweat. Twilight whined that fireworks shouldn’t be capitalized, but I told her it’s okay for awesome things to be capitalized.”

“You are correct,” Celestia said. ”Twilight is wrong.”

“Booyah! Looking forward to the awesome fireworks.”

“Oh, err… You are Fireworks from now on.”

“Wait, what‽” Fireworks exclaimed.

“Due to budget concerns, we had to… ‘adjust’ the fireworks this year.”

“Adjust how?”

“You will have to squeeze yourself into this shiny, multi-color furtight bodysuit and wear it from now on.”

“But I already have to wear this itchy Wonderbolt uniform!” Fireworks rubbed one encased foreleg against the other.

“Indeed, you will have to wrap this one on top.”

“What kind of sick…”

Celestia cut her off, “Guards, help her out!” She then watched the struggling mare. “I am looking forward to your awesome rainbooms on tomorrow’s celebration, my loyal Fireworks.”

Author's Note:

This story participated in the 2024.01 "Cue the Fireworks" writing competition

GDoc