Short Hand: Princess Perks 1 · 8:52pm Apr 14th, 2021
Tea Time at Twilight's Palace...
Fluttershy: "You know Twilight, you've been spending a lot of time on reforming villains."
Twilight: "Well, what can I say? You inspired me! With the work you did with Discord! Now he's... Completely... Devoted to you..."
Fluttershy: deadpan "Twilight. No."
Twilight: "I-I didn't do-I'm not doing anything!"
Fluttershy: "I know you! You're going to concoct some kind of... Crazy scheme!"
Twilight: "Am not!"
Shepherd soon arrives, dressed in black armor with a red sword and an ominous looking cape.
Shepherd: "Twilight... Explain to me what this job is going to be?"
Twilight: "Ummm... You'll be... My Dark Knight! Like Batman!"
Shepherd: "Well, I do like Batman. And I do like truth and justice."
Twilight: "Mmm... Though you know, you could be a little... Unjust. To me."
Fluttershy: bright red "Or me?"
Shepherd: "... Yeeeeah, I'm kind of feeling a little uncomfortable."
Twilight: "Mmm... Usurp me, my Black Knight! Take me as you will!"
Shepherd: "Yeah I'm gonna go..."
Oh, COME ON, Shepherd! You agreed to wear the costume! Give the mares their thrill!
(... On the one hand, yeah, no, that is a bit weird. On the other hand, kinky horses have needs... Still, it's better than what I thought was going to happen. I totally thought she was going to pressure Shepherd to become a full-fledged villain so that she could 'reform' him and have him become devoted to her. So yeah, just dressing up a bit? Not so bad.)