I was in a vc with someone and they were grading how much i talked
We were playing curvefever (it's like slither.io) and I kept winning hehehe
I digress
My results were

But I give you
A grade that will determine whether or not we feature you on the podcast ever again
A grade that will determine the fate of our friendship
A grade
That will determine the fate of the universe

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It's the sequel you've all been waiting for! I hope you like long reads, because last time I complained about season seven for twenty-five thousand words, and this time I managed to just about double that! Be warned, unmarked spoilers are below the break.

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Aaaaaaand the last update's not finished in time for the anni. Piss. Welp, might as well tease what's coming up and make the most of today anyways!
30k words.
6-10k more words.
2 MB uncompressed.
Releasing in May. 🤞
Prepare thy sphincters.

At last, after 1(0,000) years, I’m free!
Righteousness and superior horseword output have triumphed, and Rider on the Storm lies complete at my digital feet!
And like the titular character, I had a fantastic time writing it.
Now I’d like to take a minute, so just sit right there,
And I’ll tell you a few little behind-the-scenes diddies about how this story was made.

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I have no regrets

>inb4 butthurt

Ah, Valentine's Day. A day for spending lovey-dovey time with the love of your life... or, if you're like me, staring at a laptop screen wondering where it all went wrong.

Anyway, in the spirit of Valentine's Day, it's time I asked you all a question. A question that has been in this fandom for nearly half a decade.

Gay horse?

Or lesbian horse?

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Sometimes I write. I promise. The process usually involves a huuuge ton of time thinking of how awesome an idea of mine would be... without nailing down many specifics or getting on with the damn thing. That said, once I do get writing, I can achieve a decent length in a short amount of time. I suppose that fits my personality; long bouts of distraction coupled with short, intense bursts of work.

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The TCB story revolves around a central theme, "Don't Put Your Dick In Crazy."

Remember that.

My job, as the author, is to convince you otherwise. And if you do. Even for a second. Ha!

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I'm still waiting for the ketamine treatments to improve my mood, but I've only had two so far.

At least it's not ECT again...

I'm non-productive. I want this to change. I want to write again.

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So my stomach has been hurting since a bit after lunch so I've been lying down and not working like fuk may lyfe

When I first arrived at Everfree Northwest this year, one thought stood above all others: I’m home.

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As none of you knew before this point in time, I write poetry as well as stories about horses. I was going back through some of my old stuff and thought I might post this one.

The Birds, the Bees, and I

We are rude and polite and homicidal and self-sacrificing
The angel stops to embrace the demon
The rising ape touches the falling deity
And they nod to one another in comprehension
Of things that they cannot understand
Without the other

But

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I have decided on what ponies to use for my story. After looking into some of the potential characters and listening to some suggestions on the forum I had made a decision to use bacon pone aka Sunlight Shimmer, book horse 2.0 aka Moon Dancer, Colgate aka Minuette ,and derpy for entertainment purposes. They will be the familiar faces mixed with the few ponutsteels (o.c.'s) I make to pull together my team of pony R&D team. Other familiar faces will be used as well but this will be the base core

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Got an email in my spam folder saying that one of my old passwords was harvested from an "adult videos" website, along with supposed webcam footage of me watching said adult videos.

Well, mister "Pay me $1000 in bitcoin", I know exactly what's going on.

1. That password was part of the 2019 GameSalad database breach, which leaked the emails and passwords of basically everyone who used the site.
2. I stopped using that password ages ago.

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Santa hats are all well and good, but I like to mix it up each year. I've done Santa, Rudolph, the Krampus...

And this year, we're going for those deep cuts.

So, first off, I’m not dead. I’m lurking and getting ready to begin writing on the story for October, but I wanted to give a general update and a few other things.

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This story isn’t one of my greatest works, and in fact might need a little more added to it, just some minor context, it didn’t even come from all too interesting a place, but this is my duty and my blog views are tanking because my music blogs don’t really have an audience. So… I’m prepared to talk about Forgotten Memories.

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I'm shocked nothing popped up about this in my feed, but horror legend Wes Craven succumbed to brain cancer today at the age of 76.

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So, I ship Adagio a lot, apparently. It was (kinda) suggested somewhere that I think up something for the members of Team Harmony that I haven't already, which I kind of did.

FlutterDagio is my most famous work (for now!),

SunDagio is my favorite pairing for The Queen of Fluffies,

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