Does anyone else agree? I find it to be heresy when someone puts pineapple on pizza.

I feel like we need an epic pony story that deals with this conflict. Maybe, G5 happened in Equestria when somepony put pineapple on pizza which opened pandora's box?

I'm gonna do deep reading for awhile, so I'll see you guys after I get back. I'd put the list of what i would read...

But I'm too lazy on doing it. In the mean time before I get started... let me get some pineapples.

How many of you have already guessed 'laptop trouble?'
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Yeah.

It's battery trouble this time, so at least it's a new laptop problem.

It also doesn't help it being the rap battle. It's going to be a long chapter.
Anyway, I'm using G-docs on a G-drive so I can at least get it from wherever I go and work till my heart's content. That being said, however, expect delays.

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I am moving today, and so I will be without internet for probably a few weeks at minimum. I won't be able to read stories in that time frame, so that is almost depressing. Of course, that's why I have Minecraft on the PlayStation!
Just kidding!

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This story has been on again off again, but it is now up and ready to go. Please check out my story of action, comedy and feels so bad it might make your house flood.

For you see... Pineapple Rice is Going to Die.

Peanus

Pineapple Smells

.....or was the best part of The Last Problem Pinkie's hair?

As I walked to put away my plate from dinner, I noticed a pineapple sitting on the counter. I asked my mom if we can cut it and she said it's not quite ready. How the FUCK am I supposed to prepare my body for possible oral sex in the near future? I swear once that pineapple is ready I'm going to eat at least half of it I want to be a fucking fruit salad.

House Fire is up and running a SoL romance I wanted to work on, I have a lot planned for this one. Science is mayhem is still in the works just need more time to get in the right mind set to work on it. I want to have a few stories up and running so I can write what Im in the mood for and not feel like its a chore to write and not a pleasure. House Fire will have more sexual situations then Science is mayhem and most likely more clop, but not a in a forced manner. I want the clop to happen

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GUYS DREAMS DO COME TRUE! I JUST FOUND PINEAPPLE FRUIT CUPS IN THE BASEMENT! GUESS WHO'S CHOWING DOWN ON THOSE LITTLE SHITS! MM YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M GOING TO EAT ONE NOW AND ONE AT LUNCH TOMORROW! IF I WANT TO SNACK ON JUNK FOOD TOO BAD I'M GONNA BE EATING THOSE FRUIT CUPS AND SLURPING THAT JUICE IMMA MAKE DAMN SURE THAT MY GENITAL SECRETIONS TASTE LIKE CANDY THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS

Hello everypony! Welcome to the 2nd edition of Pineapple on Pizza cafe! Today in honor of my wonderful fiance and very special somepony, I decided to have all the recommendations be about the MAIL today. Not all are about Derpy, surprisingly enough. Though most of them are. Derpy is the mailmare after all. Without further ado, here we go!

ERolling in Clover

• MLP: FiM
• Random
• Slice of Life

Late one afternoon, Discord gets an unexpected guest. After spending time with this pony, Discord decides to do her a favor. Who would've thought anypony's problems could be solved simply by rolling in clover?

• Derpy
• Discord

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I have decided on what ponies to use for my story. After looking into some of the potential characters and listening to some suggestions on the forum I had made a decision to use bacon pone aka Sunlight Shimmer, book horse 2.0 aka Moon Dancer, Colgate aka Minuette ,and derpy for entertainment purposes. They will be the familiar faces mixed with the few ponutsteels (o.c.'s) I make to pull together my team of pony R&D team. Other familiar faces will be used as well but this will be the base core

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there is a lunchables wiki

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H-hey, folks. How was your bookend to 2015? Set many field of grass on fire? Play any scary fan-games? Read that new Stephen King novel?

O-oh, uhm...oh. You've all been...waiting for me to...work on Fullmetal...haven't you?

Please don't send Risu's ghost on me! I have reasons!

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This one's for you peaches