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In case you just woke up and/or gained internet access...

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Stop fucking rioting you cunts.

You're destroying local businesses and dropping your already-poor quality of life at an alarming rate.

Quit being a bunch of whiny faggots and find your spines, you prissy glass-jawed children.

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Hasbro:

Me:

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Note this might change over time
Gloomyverse stories
-Finish my Shiningsombra series
-write my Svengallop arc series
-Write a Flimblood fanfic (might be nsfw)
-Write a FlamFly fanfic
-Start figuring out the main story arcs for my next-gen characters
-write my next-gen bios and find out where to put them
-Get pictures of My next-gen characters
-write a Mac x Cheese sandwich fanfic (might be sfw or NSFW)
-Create a Short story about Earth ponies staring Magical Chord (twipie kid)

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I'm happy for what happened today in USA, finally a little more close to equality. And the club can't even hold us anymore!

Like cereals they have the best banter in town and they cook such amazing Beef Wellington. Seriously though I'm cereals if you do not like Hell's Kitchen you are gay... now I am not racist but ceraels if you don't like Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramensay then I will literally tie you down and sexi times 'no homo' UNO PIECE OUT!

Jpegasus19 interviewed me about my M/M clops.

I'm too utterly embarassed by the sound of my own voice to listen to it, but I'm had a great time recording it.

Well, that was interesting. Okay, no more political commentary. If you're new here — yeeeaah, Twi for President isn't much like what I normally write.

So.

Back to the gay ponies. New chapter of Scotch is up.

(source)

Though, of course, we know who Elusive really is in the human world.

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Eh, I'm in a perky mood today, so how about an adorable compilation of lesbian couple proposals to celebrate Pride Month?

Enjoy!

Fizzle: *Peeks head into cave* Umm.. G-Garble

Garble: Yeah?

Fizzle: Timidly lowers ears, giving a sheepish smile I may sorta, kinda need your hel-

Garble: There’s a cockroach in your cave again, isn't there?

Fizzle: Hugs and gazes with big eyes P-Please go smash it?

Garble: Rolls eyes Uggh fine, but one of these days you gotta learn to man up and do it yourself. Walks out, inwardly mumbling You’re lucky your cute.

So, just last night, I finished up edits on chapter 4 of A Dazzling Sunset. It's looking pretty good, if I say so myself.

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Even though the description of the video below states that the left has chosen to protect the feelings of Muslims over the lives of gays, it decidedly ignores the fact that the right, for the longest time, has chosen to protect the feelings of Christians (i.e. the really uptight stupid ones) over the lives of gays.

The gay horse people who I've been saying are gay horse people for so long are actually gay horse people. I am so happy.

Man, I'm awful at writing!

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Check it out! It's all official!

I'm super excited for this. Writing has been difficult for me for the past year or two, because a) new baby, and b) the pandemic knocked me out of practice for some of my more passionate projects.

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So that fanfic I said I would do "the new mane 6" while writing I realized I think that is gonna require much more set up than when I first started as my ideas for my AU's story started to change greatly as I started writing and in my current emotional state (which isn't very strong) I feel I shouldn't be tackling such condense stories right now but still wanna write stuff that will be canon or semi-canon to my AU

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I've been following an adorable Hearth's Warming story for years, and tomorrow (Christmas!), inlustriusghost is posting the final chapter!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/389049/bright-winter-nights

Bright Winter Nights is a WONDERFUL little story, and I've already gotten a sneak preview at the ending. Give this one a look!

...it has vomit in it a little. Finally, right?

It's horrible sexual humor, and involves nonconsensual gay times with a little help from Rarity. Really, I have no excuse for this fic beside tormenting Anon in every way imaginable, and some ways unimaginable. So yeah, pull up a late night drink and good luck with this one. You'll need it.

-Pencil

Edit: AAAAAND it's live!

...while simultaneously destroying Tumblr and the Overwatch forum board.

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