My ceral bag exploed and now cereal is everywhere

POOR CEREAL

This is what we're getting:

What it clearly should have been:

What's your favorite cereal?

Recently I've become more draw to Raisin Bran Crunch or Honey Bunches.

Though I used to love more fruity helpings, like Fruity Pebbles or Trix.

today, I went to the cinema to see Murder on the orient express in English...BEST MOVIE EVER!!!

So, let me introduce detective Spike Valentin Drake.

I'm a detective Bitches
BELIEVER! BELIEVER!
Thanks, Button
You're welcome

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My Most Recent Follower Is A Breakfast Cereal. I Honestly Do Not Know How To Feel About This. Just... Check Them Out, I Guess? If You Want To, I Mean...

Best Regards,
Prophet_Of_Madness

Mm-hmm!

I've been craving something sweet like craazy! I asked my sister to comply and bring back something to drive away the urges. And like always she pulled through, Fruity Pebbles!

Fruit sexily slipping in bed with Sugar, a devilish union I'm always willing to slaughter. I've taken the life of two bowls already, so don't tell anyone I'm a sadistic Cereal Killer!

All I have in stock right now is rip off Honey Combs.

Oi, I'd kill for some Trix.

Seriously though, 153 Followers!?

That's like 150 more followers, I ever thought I'd get.

I guess I'm on my way to the big 2.0.0.

Once there I'll probably have to decide if I want to take this seriously, I can coast on my casual updates for now.

But once I'm 200 in, oi!

Oi!!!

Things will get real...

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I remember a Powerpuff Girls episode that parodied the mascot wanting to eat his own cereal. Throughout that episode, Blossom repeatedly said, "Ridiculous Lucky Captain Rabbit King. Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth".

The next chapter of A Game of Kings and Pretty Pony Princesses will mark a huge milestone for me.

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Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:

You know, I just found out there weren't any stories on this site where the two best royal sisters fight over which method of putting cereal was the best.

idk, shit happens in my head and this pops up.

Like cereals they have the best banter in town and they cook such amazing Beef Wellington. Seriously though I'm cereals if you do not like Hell's Kitchen you are gay... now I am not racist but ceraels if you don't like Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramensay then I will literally tie you down and sexi times 'no homo' UNO PIECE OUT!

I’m afraid this will be a rather serious blog post, but let it be known that I am only doing it for a very good friend. A friend I’ve never met and have only talked to online a handful of times—most conversations overall awkward and stilted. Clearly, I’d take a bullet for the guy.

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Wow. I really expected folks to go with shipping, but I am pleasantly surprised to see that so many of you love Applejack just as much as I do!

No, not that kind! ...Although yeah, I do like that kind of Applejack too. I might just have to make me a Jack Collins to celebrate here.

But no, I mean this kind!

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So, one of my favourite forum threads has pupated into a collection of mini-stories. In other words, I'm proud to contribute to Group Precipitation, a collection of scenettes set in the world of FanOfMostEverything's Oversaturation. Please do check it out if you like Equestria Girls, humans with magic, and short comedy-random skits with no

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Guys I'm here to discuss a very important issue that is plaguing our society today. An endangered animal is near extinction with only 2-3 of them left in the world. They are,

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Reminds me of that all the times, a guy had to crush up those morning-after pills to slip them into his younger sister's cereal, the next morning, like, before school, on the weekend or whatever.

BECAUSE SHE JUST REFUSED TO SAY WHETHER SHE'D TAKEN IT ALREADY OR NOT!!

It's not a game and it isn't funny.

It certainly won't be very funny when mom and dad find out about it!!

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