Better call the Maytag guy, because my latest (and 20th!) story, which will be posting soon, will be keeping him busy for a while.

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This will be live in minutes.
I'm not sorry. I'm not even a little.
Honestly? I was drinking during various points of writing this, and I'm currently drinking champagne to deal with health problems and various other life things that I don't want to discuss. And writing this was FUN. Genuine, unadulterated, horrible fun. I don't care if it upsets you. I don't care if it disgusts you! I had SO much fun writing this and it made me happy to create this! So suck it.

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[SCENE: Monocrome Monogatari's room, uncleaned and unkempt, the toll of an excess of work and an absence of energy. Papers related to several projects and assignments are strewn across the desk. Despite this, Monocrome himself stares at the screen, not working, unmoving. He has not budged for two hours.]

[Kraft Punk materializes into the room.]

Kraft: Hey, What's Up. It's Me, Kraft Punk.

Mono: Hi Kraft Punk.

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WELP.

In case you hadn't been paying attention, I wrote a new story for Aragon's Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest.

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When I try to make funny stories, like "The Labyrinth of the Paranoia," I usually start laughing at myself first. In fact these pictures are what describes me when I make stories like that:

Here's another one, in collaboration with Emerald<3, Troblems, SparklingCaps, Kamii and ExplosionMare.

Hopefully, I'll be able to release one story a week, so in case anyone's interested, keep your eyes peeled.

That said, why the hell can I only tag my own stories? Or am I missing something.

When there's a growing pain
Within yo' brain,
Who ya gonna call?
MINDSCAPERS!!

Sorry. I just wanted to share that.

As the title says, my fic Pinkie Pie's No-Nos got a reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan, be sure to check it out!

Finally getting around to writing up my thoughts on this one. I had heard plenty of good things about it from my parents, though I had yet to see it. Finally, we rung in the new year by watching "Galaxy Quest" with dinner.

Let me see that I am not a Star Trek fan by nature. I don't have anything *against* it by any means, but I've never been particularly tempted to seek any of the shows or movies out.

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A continuation of my hit blog series, Front’s Too Tired to Actually Write so He Writes Blogs About Comedy Instead >.>

I’ve been trying to write but it’s just not working :/ So instead I shall talk more about comedy, this time about a well-used joke format and why it works. In the meantime, I will do my best to try writing, but I can’t make any guarantees on any projects at this point. Anyway, on to the blog:

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Hi there! I'm Triton, writer of fanfics for the youtube channel Just Poners! I'm asking all the freindly ponies out there to bring out a bad fanfic. I'm talking grammatic errors, plot errors, anything you can fit in 500-2000 words that can make the biggest stiff-lip laugh their tush off. I'm also not allowing any content restrictions, this means you can write *blushes* naughty things *smiles*, unless it gets to being offensive to the people that are behind the channel, then it will get to the.

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Choose from below!!!

#1 The incel brony
You may be an incel brony if:

• You live in your parents' basement. Or even worse, your grandparents' basement.
• You own a dakimakura of Starlight Glimmer, because everyone knows Glimglam is sexiest pony
• You tried getting a girlfriend, but you were disappointed when your little sister used it as a replacement for an inflatable beach ball.

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Welp, it's been... what, eight-and-change years since I actually posted anything other than the odd occasional comment on stories. But it looks like I'm now reading stuff.

It kinda came as a surprise to me too. But it turned out to be a thing I actually... kinda enjoy doing.

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This was inspired by the prompt for Ponytober day 4: a powerful spell. I figured that I should make some dumb nerd physics joke. And I was right.

If you're one of the lucky few that don't know, Derpy's referencing mass-energy equivalence. That's the joke. Hell yeah.

What’s Alpha Betas you ask? Well if you want the short version click the link, the long version is that ABs is a cartoon made by those who did Rick an Morty with the main cast being Vanoss Gaming, Wildcat, BasicallyIdowork and Terroriser.

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Today, I woke up to a menacing notification on this pony fanfic site.

“(The username isn’t even important) is watching you.”

I get the chills and turn my head towards the window. In horror, I see…

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A new episode airs, and it's totally a thing to write a story about the juicy new content and get it featured along with the other two to twenty stories just like it.

Much like Cutie Mark Crusaders: PRINCESSES! except that some of them actually contain some manner of quality.

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THAT'S RIGHT, A STORY I ACTUALLY ENJOYED WRITING AND DIDN'T FORCE MYSELF THROUGH. IF YOU LIKE MY COMEDIES, YOU WILL LIKE THIS STORY. IF YOU DONT'T LIKE MY COMEDIES, YOU STILL MAY LIKE THIS STORY; IT'S JUST THAT AMAZING. IT'S ALSO ONLY THE SECOND STORY I'VE WRITTEN WITH APPLEJACK AS A FOCUS CHARACTER. THE FIRST ONE IS ONE OF MY HIGHEST RATED STORIES SO YOU KNOW I MUST WRITE A GOOD APPLEJACK. YEEHAW! NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, GO READ

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Heyy you guys should totally check out my latest story. XDD

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