BAD FanFic contest for Youtube Channel Just Poners!!!

Hi there! I'm Triton, writer of fanfics for the youtube channel Just Poners! I'm asking all the freindly ponies out there to bring out a bad fanfic. I'm talking grammatic errors, plot errors, anything you can fit in 500-2000 words that can make the biggest stiff-lip laugh their tush off. I'm also not allowing any content restrictions, this means you can write *blushes* naughty things *smiles*, unless it gets to being offensive to the people that are behind the channel, then it will get to the. point to where ill restrict content. BUT UNTIL THEN, LET THE UGLY OUT