New story...involving horrible things. · 4:09am Feb 7th, 2016
This will be live in minutes.
I'm not sorry. I'm not even a little.
Honestly? I was drinking during various points of writing this, and I'm currently drinking champagne to deal with health problems and various other life things that I don't want to discuss. And writing this was FUN. Genuine, unadulterated, horrible fun. I don't care if it upsets you. I don't care if it disgusts you! I had SO much fun writing this and it made me happy to create this! So suck it.
If you like it, or if it makes you laugh you can also suck it. But in the fun way. But really, I'm glad it made you happy too.
Have a wonderful Saturday evening. You're all fantastic and horrible and thanks for reading.
-Pencil 
EDIT: Aaaand here we go.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/314558/unzipping-celestia
