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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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You know, I think Celestia's making the right choice. I mean, Anon's really suited for the position. I'm sure he'll be quite fur-verent in his new life.
Weird ..
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Boooo yaaaay
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But of course.
Hmm...
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Surreal, explicit, yet not unpleasant to read.
...Oh what the heck. Fav'd.
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Dawww thanks.
I'm not sure why I read this.
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B-because you were curious and self destructive?
It's why I write anyway. ^.^
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... I really hate my curiosity sometimes.
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And I love your curiosity. Welcome.
Well, I can't say its the worst thing I've read this weak, fuck, I posted something worse last night. I have no room to speak for at least another week.
Never really been into the animal role-play though.
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>animal roleplay
You mean furries?
...Huh.
I was expecting a midget Celestia with a disproportionately large head to pop out of the suit. What actually came out was so much funnier.
Welp, curiosity killed the zealoth :O
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Hey, all my love to you for reading, and thanks for having a sense of humor about it, whether you openly enjoyed it or not.
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And you know what? That's fine.
Not everyone likes me, and that's ok with me. If I upset you, gross you out, or just hit you the wrong way, that's A-ok. I like writing what I do, and a lot of people also like writing what I do. Hell, one of my favorite folks for comments, a person by the name of wlam doesn't like my writing. But he doesn't hate me and I don't hate him. Hell, I don't hate anyone.
That maybe the cucumber lime cocktail talking, but whatever.
You all are fantastic.
So if you don't like my work, no worries, I hope you find something else that strikes your fancy.
If you do, cheers, stick around and shitpost with me a while.
That title...
*unzips penis*
Anonpencil does it again
I enjoyed this far more than I should have... :D
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Where's the horror tag?
I CAN'T MAKE THE NIGHTMARES GO AWAY!
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DAWWW you a sweet.
In my headcanon this story is number n-thousandish in Twilight Sparkle's self written shipfic folder, the entire contents of which are various people and ponies ntr-ing her with Princess Celestia.
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I can't fucking even.
seaqle?
this gave me a giggle. and a whyboner
I can't tell if I want to cringe, or laugh at this... I'M SO DAMN CONFUSED!
WAKE ME UP
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There are just... no words to describe how beautiful this story is...
I mean really, you deserve a medal for writing this story, maybe an award ceremony!
For a while now I've been procrastinating on making an actual favorites folder so I can empty out the original one. But I just haven't had anything to properly motivate me, until now. Your story will be the first in my Actual Favorites folder.
Thank you for writing this
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Well color me honored. Thanks for that, glad it was weird enough for you.
I thought it was funny I expected it to be Queen Chrysalis.
This is like American beer.
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Cheap, unrefined, and fucking close to water?
holy fuck
I have no idea what to say about this fic
so I'm just gonna
back away from it
What was seen... cannot be unseen...
Ia! Ia! Ia! Phtagn!
I clicked that thumbs up button so hard when Celestia's true identity was revealed. Many LOLs.
Lol
That was...
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Yep!
I know you can make Russian vodka.
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OMG OMG Triggered you cic-het nazi monsterfrisbee. Reported for disrespecting my life choices now ur fuked.
Faved <3 <3 <3
So thanks for that.
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Disturbing...
Headcanon accepted.
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I loved that movie.
This makes me happy.
I. . . you. . . this is. . . *ahem*, Anon certainly wasn't-. . . ehhh. . . you know what, I don't even have a pun for this. My mind has been too thoroughly fucked. I'll, uh, I'll get back to you on that. . .
There are times where I wonder who the fuck could write something like this.
Then I see Anonpencil
Then all is right with the world.
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Dawwwww....
This was funny and it buttrustled a bunch of people, everypony wins.