50th blog post special! What type of brony are you?

Choose from below!!!

#1 The incel brony
You may be an incel brony if:

• You live in your parents' basement. Or even worse, your grandparents' basement.
• You own a dakimakura of Starlight Glimmer, because everyone knows Glimglam is sexiest pony
• You tried getting a girlfriend, but you were disappointed when your little sister used it as a replacement for an inflatable beach ball.
• You have a bigger neckbeard than Autumn Blaze, and that kirin loves her hentai and don't you know it
  

#2 The musical brony
You may be a muscial brony if:

• You can sing a flawless rendition of "A True, True Friend" to your shampoo bottles.
• You write and record your own brony songs and make PMVs of them.
• Your covers of pony songs are so good that Hasbro had to take them down because then Rebecca Shoichet and Kazumi Evans might be out of a job.

#2.5 The musical.ly brony
Not to be confused with musical brony.
You may be a musical.ly brony if:

• You do all the things that the musical brony does, but out of tune.
• Word of advice: You should stick to Tiktok or musical.ly

#3 The hopeless romantic brony
You may be a hopeless romantic brony if:

• You will fight to the death for your OTP, which is obviously Rarity x Haagen-Dazs ice cream tub.
• You have created shipping charts that are too large to fit on your computer screen.
• You have a sacred shrine to your waifu/husbando, which is obviously Phyllis the plant
• You bow to said shrine every morning and every evening, and leave offerings of plushies and other brony-merch.
• Said shrine has made you broke.

#3 The scholar brony
You may be a scholar brony if:

• You have written a 200-page thesis on the rhetorical implicaitons of inappropriate lens flare in scenes of Friendship is Magic, and were disappointed when it did not get accepted into the New England Journal of Medicine.
• You're about to write in the comments, "technically, the NEJM is a medical journal so it's no surprise that the paper didn't get accepted..."
• You can recite any line from Friendship is Magic, given an episode number and time stamp.
• You noticed that the numbering in this list is incorrect.

#5 The swag Asian brony
You may be a swag Asian brony if:

• You post Chinese translations of popular pony fan fictions on Fimtale.
• You're waiting for that MLP-themed bubble tea shop to open.
• At great pain and expense, you dyed your jet-black hair into rainbow color. It only took about 12 hours and 5 tubs of bleach.

#6 The kawaii brony
You may be a kawaii brony if:

• You can squee higher than Pinkie Pie.
• People call you "cute" when you talk about who is best pony (outside of a pony convention).
• At the last con, some guys asked you for your number while you were dressed in your Fluttershy cosplay...and you're a dude. and yes this is kind of a weird fetish of mine please don't judge
  
  Source: Tiarawhy

#7 Microwave brony

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What type of brony are you!?!? Let me know in the comments!!!

Disclaimer: This is a parody for entertainment purposes and not intended to be offensive. I would have made this into a separate story, but Fimfiction doesn't allow lists.

Comments

[Forgetful]

I'd say I was the cute one, but let's face it I'm most likely a microwave pegasister.

This was a funny read GG.

[Darkstory]

Seriously I don't know why but the microwave was so ridiculous

[Esalen]

Musical.ly or microwave.

Haha microwave go brrr

[Mica]

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It's a reference to this meme

[Super Trampoline]

I used to be somewhat #1, but now I’m clean shaven, live on my own, have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend and I'm definitely #2 because I’m literally playing a pony piano performance for an online con tomorrow.

Also #6 cute-ass femboys that make you question many things are a gift from God and anyone who disagrees is way too cishet and boring.

[My Little Epona]

#7 Microwave brony

OKAY, WHO RECORDED ME SINGING???

[Bumblebeau]

Although I haven’t done anything that extreme yet, I’d say I'm the most like #3

P.s: you classified Scholar brony as #3 too, is that part of the joke?

[Bumblebeau]

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I did that! I hired ninjas (or Sheikah if you prefer) 😈

[Mica]

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Is that PonyFest?

[Super Trampoline]

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No I keep forgetting to fill out their applications in time. This is for LooneyCon which runs concurrently.

[Final fantasy forever]

I don't know. I would say a bit of 2 and 2.5,

I may be 7 though

[SamuelK28]

Brony 28 - the insane plushy brony.

- It started as a small collection and now you can't stop.
- You want to stop but must keep supporting all these awesome plush makers.
- Currently drowning in fluff.
- Actually talk to the plushies.
- THE PLUSHIES ARE REAL!!!!

[Mica]

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I love plushies but I love my money more.

[Gavier]

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The product of matrices part got me

[SamuelK28]

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What's the point in money if you don't spend it

[TheFlint44]

I listen to a LOT of music and I can sing them (not so) perfectly.