Princess Celestia was kissing me.

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GAY
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

k i’m good

Talk

We love to talk about things we’re in the process of trying to bring to life. Discussing it makes it more of a solid entity in your mind, makes it feel more like a thing that exists in the real world.

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Yes. It's true. I'm going to post a story. Your probably worried about how terrible it's going to be. Well let me ease your worries. How about a little preview? The story I'm posting is going to be named "That One Gal". Hopefully, my story will get posted. If not, then I will simply send an assassin friend over to convince them otherwise. Anyway, the two main characters are both OC's. If you want me to keep them around and use them in other stories, feel free to ask me to. Or

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Now that this story has finished its run and has officially received slightly more views than Soul Vernacular gets in a year, it’s time to talk about it.

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Note: For the three people who don't know already, "Ross" here refers to the Fimfic user MrNumbers; "Pear" refers to the Fimfic user Pearple Prose.

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"So, uh... Princess Celestia?"

"Just Celestia."

"Right. Uh... Celestia?"

"Yes, Twilight?"

"Um, if I'm an alicorn and a princess now, does that mean I'm also immortal?"

"Hoo boy, I knew this was coming..."

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing. Anyway, to answer your question... probably. It's hard to say at this stage."

"Erm... okay. Well, if I do end up immortal, what about my friends?"

"What about them?"

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You will get a lot of changelings.
Well, just a few selected ones. Maurice isn't going to participate a lot, but you might like it... ?
Meh. Whatever. Anyways, this Saturday I'll publish the next chapter.
About 7,000 words maybish? Yeah. Let's go with that.

Anyways, there you have. Until Saturday folks!
See ya around!

Hello friends and enemies, this is a short update on the story progress. I apologize for the long wait, but things have been hectic as of late. My show opened this weekend, and the past few weeks were super stressful in preparation. On top of that, College Apps have started, so that was difficult. On top of that, my computer has been having issues running New Vegas recently, so much of my world building has been stifled somewhat.* But, not all is lost. Chapter 3 is about 35% completed, I

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Can’t sleep.

I didn’t eat yesterday, please tell me there’s a strawberry nutrient drink left in the fridge.

Chocolate flavo-

Aaaaaand we’re starving to death.

...

Sighs

Pops open chocolate drink.

I really, really don’t like chocolate...

Takes a single drink.

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Hey fellas. I've got a tip to help get you dem ladies.

Did you know, if a lady sees you and raises her eyebrows, it could mean that she's sexually open to you? And the more times they raise their eyebrows when they first see you, the more likely they are willing to have sex with you?

So, if you see a lady looking at you like this:

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This is a review I did for "Luminaries," a now-defunct project I was invited to contribute to: getting a number of reviewers together to each write an in-depth essay on one of their favorite stories, each covering one by a different author. I jumped on The Descendant's The Railway Ponies: Highball as fast as I could, and as far as I know was one of only a few people (along with TheJediMasterEd and I believe Bad Horse, though I'd be happy to be proven wrong about that) to finish one.

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Ok so I know my former-girlfriend Sammy Duh Mare and I broke up but as I said we are still good friends and we still collaborate. Here are a few things she wants to say.

Hello all. Those of you know who I am I just wanna say I won't be back around for some time. I have a few things I need to work out but I will be back. That is part of the reason The One has been so into entertaining you guys and has been on here so much. Anyway, see ya'll!

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So, where did 'Wicked Games' come from? What spawned this idea, and what is the background behind it?

The next chapter is going to include a lot of backstory and details regarding the past, as well as the present, some of which I'm still working out. As such, it might take me a bit longer to get finished than the last one. However, I thought I might make a little blog post telling you all a bit about where the idea for this story originated.

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The only gods I have ever worshipped
Have been the ones I could touch
The ones that ask for nothing
Besides the gentle rotation of a thumb

The dragging of teeth over smooth skin
The silk of hair cascading where it shouldn't
Nails and fingertips tracing veins and arteries
Flesh and flesh and blood and flesh

And what god would not want to be revered
In the way that I pray to you
The same way every man should pray
On his knees, with your fingers in their hair

(Yes. I know that my first profile pic was a dekatron gif from Wikipedia.)

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(To the tune of Daniel Amos' "Alarma".)

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A few months ago I was talking to Bookish Delight on Discord about the Equestria Girls series, and how time had revealed Rainbow Rocks to be something of a fluke. As to why Rainbow Rocks was so much better than the rest, and why it struck such a chord with me, Bookish pushed me to go into detail, so I did:

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I'm working away at a story, and I had a related idea I can't fit into it. That means it's random headcanon time! Quasi-spoilers for "Grannies Gone Wild" if you haven't yet seen it.

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Hi guys and girls, this is the sprite speaking. I've been on and off and waffling about for a long time again, but I'm here. I started to slide back into some pretty heavy drug use, but fortunately some friends have been helping me get back to a better place, you know?

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