Lady Killer Tip!

Hey fellas. I've got a tip to help get you dem ladies.

Did you know, if a lady sees you and raises her eyebrows, it could mean that she's sexually open to you? And the more times they raise their eyebrows when they first see you, the more likely they are willing to have sex with you?

So, if you see a lady looking at you like this:

Or like this:

It means she's ready to jump your bones!

Or it could be that you're absolutely, eyebrow-raisingly hideous.

Or you stink of taco farts. Context is everything.

Comments

[Frisk Ramirez]

...just...no

[Outa-here]

If I saw any "ladies" who looked like the guys in the pics and they were making goofy faces like that at me I would get up and run like hell, fearing for the health and continued safety of my virginal butt-hole!