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Oct
16th
2020

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #46: [Luna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!]! · 5:21am Oct 16th, 2020

Ayyy, another meme story!

ELuna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!
F L E X T A P E F I X E S E V E R Y T H I N G
TheMajorTechie · 1.8k words  ·  96  9 · 1.9k views

WARNINGS: Shamwow and Flex Tape worship, memes, Bob Ross references, possession by the deity of Flex Tape, dabbing, raw and unedited word barf, and bad fanfiction.

Ya got that right. There's so much bad fanfiction here.

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Nov
6th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #32: [Luna Needs Moneyz for dem Vidya Gaems!]! · 6:25am Nov 6th, 2019

Slippin' back into some good ol' insanity now, are we?

ELuna Needs Moneyz for dem Vidya Gaems!
...And what better way to raise money, than to monetize dreams???
TheMajorTechie · 1.7k words  ·  33  8 · 1k views

"But why?" Celestia had asked, "Why dost thou hearken to the days of depravity?"

And with that, Luna had returned, "Because I'm fed up with that fake accent of yours, sister. STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS!"

To be fair, however, she did fumble with the pronunciation of "impediment".

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Oct
10th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #11: · 5:53am Oct 10th, 2019

Look guys, it's one of my first successful crazy one-shots ever! Now y'all know how the crazytrain began. ;)

EEquestria's Sudden Nutella Troubles
... Have you ever wondered what Equestria would be like if it were swamped in Nutella?
TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  28  3 · 876 views

I really don't know what this monstrosity I wrote is. I should stop writing ideas based on ideas I come up with late at night.

Guess who's writing a review of their own story late at night? This boio right here!

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Oct
16th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #15: [THE NIGHT SHALL LAST FOR TEN SECONDS!]! · 12:03am Oct 16th, 2019

I'm writing part of this on the toilet!

Today's story continues the Techie tradition of incinerating brain cells with stupid. :raritywink:

ETHE NIGHT SHALL LAST FOR TEN SECONDS!
Luna's snapped a second time now, going all "Nightmare Moon" and stuff like that. The thing is, she was hit in the face with a brick just a few hours ago.
TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  43  5 · 1.2k views

And of course, the first major presence of Gamer Luna in my stories. (Though she still mainly only exists in What If as far as my stories go. :P)

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Jun
17th
2016

Roast Mise! · 10:56pm Jun 17th, 2016

Hey everyone Celtic here, as you can tell by the title, I'm planning on doing roast of my OC mise. For those of you who don't know what a roast is, it's basically where you take one person, in this case mise, and you bring in a bunch of people, usually friends or acquaintances, and they all take turns ribbing and taking playful jabs at the person being roasted. Comedy central made them very popular, and recently places like Tumblr and other social media sites have as well.

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Oct
15th
2020

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #45: [Bloons Tower Defense: Equestria]! · 4:37am Oct 15th, 2020

AKA the story in which the game I used to play constantly ever since elementary school says hi and is subsequently murdered. Yup, we're doin' these again. It's ya boi, Tonkus, back at it again with the SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews! Someone remind me that I'm doing these again if I forget that these reviews exist.

So anyway.

EBloons Tower Defense: Equestria
Look guys, it's the crossover that nobody ever needed!
TheMajorTechie · 3.8k words  ·  20  1 · 886 views

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Dec
9th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #43: [Equestria's Most Daring Mom]! · 4:57am Dec 9th, 2019

Serious story incoming. Kinda forgot that I was doing these reviews. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EEquestria's Most Daring Mom
Scootaloo rarely spends time with her mom. That's because she's Daring Do.
TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  34  2 · 1.1k views

Don't really have any quips about this one, so let's just get on with it.

Unwrapping the foil, Scootaloo scrunched her muzzle at the putrid smell that wafted from the moldy mess before her. WIth a gag, she scooped up the mess and dumped it in the trash can. She stared back at the refrigerator.

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Nov
13th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #38: [The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)]! · 3:12am Nov 13th, 2019

You thought you escaped the insanity? Ho ho, just you wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet if ya haven't read this fic.

EThe Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)
Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.
TheMajorTechie · 6.6k words  ·  28  20 · 794 views

This story centers on Butter Knife, the titular fake-edgy OC who hardly ever is referred to by her real name!

I'm not sure if I should be sorry for this.

Don't be.

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Oct
25th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #22: Twilight Finds Herself in Generation 1. · 1:13am Oct 25th, 2019

You know what pain is? Force-feeding yourself MLP Gen 1 for the sole purpose of mocking it in a fanfic!

ETwilight Finds Herself in Generation 1.
That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from chaos. There'll be QUITE a lotta chaos...
TheMajorTechie · 8.2k words  ·  86  18 · 2.7k views

Yeah, this is where the spirit of I Think I Summoned a Ponk went for a while.

Anyway, let's start because my hands are cold.

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Nov
1st
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #27: [Spacebound Equestria: Fall of a Nation]! · 4:49am Nov 1st, 2019

Four words: Well that didn't work.

TSpacebound Equestria: Fall of a Nation
They thought Sombra was defeated. After all, his body was utterly destroyed. That's what the ponies thought as the Equestrian Pride grounded in Canterlot. The only problem? Reality isn't always as it seems.
TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words · 543 views

Wait hol up this was published at the end of 2016? It honestly felt like I published that thing quite a bit later than that. Oh well.

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Nov
10th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #35: [I Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp]! · 8:07am Nov 10th, 2019

Oof, ouch, a failed reboot.

EI Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp
Quite self explanatory.
TheMajorTechie · 2.9k words  ·  9  3 · 479 views

Not much else to say, let's get started. I wanna spotlight some OCs and get back to writing horsewords.

“Go back to sleep, Pinkie.” I groaned. It was a Saturday, and on days like these, sleep was golden.

I stand by this as fact.

I cracked an eye ope--

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Oct
23rd
2016

Good HiE Cast: Everybody Hates Otaku · 1:03pm Oct 23rd, 2016

Feb
15th
2024

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Nov
26th
2016

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