Roast Mise! · 10:56pm Jun 17th, 2016
Hey everyone Celtic here, as you can tell by the title, I'm planning on doing roast of my OC mise. For those of you who don't know what a roast is, it's basically where you take one person, in this case mise, and you bring in a bunch of people, usually friends or acquaintances, and they all take turns ribbing and taking playful jabs at the person being roasted. Comedy central made them very popular, and recently places like Tumblr and other social media sites have as well.
But the reason I'm even bringing this up, is that I want YOU, yes you, the person reading this, to step forward and give it your all. But mind you this will be in the story so if you want it in the story you're going to have to give me the name of your OC or the name you want it presented with. And don't worry, you don't have to be part of the PoME universe or group to be part of the roast, anyone is welcome to join!
So just leave a comment down below or PM me your roast lines/jokes or whatever you want to call them , and it can be as long or as short as you want it to be. And don't worry about censorship or fitting a certain rating system, it can be as clean or as dirty as you want it to be, but still have some common sense.
Edit/update: there is no deadline, so take your time coming up with roasts
Shard: Mise, you've been a great friend to me these past few months. You do all of this illegal shit and get away with it, without us covering for your sorry drunk ass you'd be dead by now. Either by firing squad or mistaking bleach for whiskey. You know, I wonder how you manage to even sleep comfortably at night with hair like that, I'm sure Octavia has been poked a few times at night with you and not in the fun way. You treat Octavia like a queen but with what you e been doing recently you have literally turned into a gold digger. And don't get me started on the tank, we'll all know that it's the only long barrel Tavi will ever see around you bud. Dude, you've sinned so much that at the temple of forgiveness I had to cleanse your soul three times, let's just hope the kids don't take after daddy, oh wait, you've taken so many drop kicks to your Murphy I'd be suprised if even one swimmer is still alive done there.
Roden: There were a few people that I would have trusted with Octavia, sadly it ended up being the drunken Irish sailer. You wear a black chefs outfit to try and match your hair when all it does is make you look like a forgettable villian from a Pokemon game. Everyone thinks that your cooking is the best, but there are those meals taht you've made that seem like they came right out of a McDonald's, and I can tell you no one was loving it. You're a chef who wears black, fights a lot and has a drinking problem, you're basically the love child of Zoro and Sanji at this point. But I can tell you right now, if Octavia had chosen anyone else to be her future husband...I would have been so much happier. But it's not about me, it's about what she wants. You've got a history of a short temper, although your outbursts are usually short lived, let's just hope it's the only thing that stays short lived in the marriage.
4029626 mise: *falls off his chair laughing but gets back up* oh man, that was really good you two, I hope the rest of our friends can be able to beat that.
4029647 when I insult or poke fun at someone, real or fictional, I do not fucking hold back
4029659 and that's exactly what i'm looking for!
4029666 I insult people on a daily basis, I was more than prepared for this. Maybe I should do one of these for Shard, although I'm afraid that it would mostly be stuff about him being an overpowered orange and black OC so probably best to keep away from that
4029672 well I certainly appreciate it, back in glory days, it was hae a comeback/insult for just about everything or be the object of ridicule, but its up to you, though I could see that happening
Fang: Mise, you are a great friend..... but Jesus jumped up Christ man! What in the name of holy fuck are you thinking half the time man? I mean, yes you helped me and Indigo out a lot with our community service, and gave me cash to fix my car but seriously dude! I mean I know you are trying to help and all but, jeez and I thought Rarity was bad at helping but at least she has a conchies where yours is directed towards, booze and your wife which I am happy for you man, but I think people would start thinking that she married a homeless man that dresses like a insane Gordan Ramsay that drives a two to what ever the fuck ton war machine that rattles half the damn neighbor hood.
Mike: I would just have to say is that..... you are just completely bat shit insane man, I mean I have seen some crazy shit at my school and out there in my life, but you my friend take the fucking cake. I mean sure you are a good guy and all but you think your more then anything cause you got a fuck load of money and is the king of cat girls and of a country. As well lets not forget about all of your old ex's back in Ireland, but enough about your old sports carrier man. I mean I seen some shit and I know you have as well, but trying to see past the bottle sounds more like a challenge then a normal day in your life. But you know man.... your a great guy, and you may have your problems man.... but come on who does not have problems, you know?
Izzy: *looks around a bit* Uh.... so, I just talk? Um..... Okay..... Mise is silly and very crazy, as well he makes very great cake! *smiles in a silly way*
Moon: *shakes her head* Sorry about Izzy, she does not insult people much..... or get the concept of sarcasm, but anyway Mise you are the most insanest soul we have ever met and Mike here got cut open by a mad doctor, but you some how surpassed him on that. You ride around on a war machine, you drink more then any of us could and still walk around like you only had a beer, and you look almost like a homeless Santa Claus if he decided to pick up cooking.
Wave: *shakes her head* I refuse to say anything but will say this..... You sir are the most disgusting, perverted, and most unhygienic and ungraceful creature I have ever laid my eyes on.
Crystal: I uh..... well, I don't really have much to say, we only met a few times and you smelled of cigars and alcohol, that I almost vomited when you walked by or was even close by, I think you need to rethink your hygiene/life style.
4029829 mise: *chuckles a bit* not bad, not bad at all, but I will say this, I plan on cutting a lot of my unhealthy habits that I haven't already. being crazy is one of my best qualities! *laughs a bit*
Well lets do this shit!
Treble: *Imitating an Irish Accent* LADDDDYYYYYY!!!!! I HEARD YOU WERE GETTING ROASTED LADDY. WELL LADDY, ROAST IT IS LADDY! LADDY! First things first, why do you wear a chef's outfit to school? It's disgusting, then you come yabbing your ass to us and talk about food all day long, which surprisingly Daemon likes. Again, whats with the tank? I know its cool and all but, have you seen my ride? A freaking Lamborghini Revento, which beats your old tank by a hundred. Also WHAT THE F*CK IS WITH THE 1000 WORD CHAPTERS THAT YOUR F*CKING AUTHOR MAKES?! IT'S DISGUSTING! And lastly, you're a copycat for having white skin and black hair.
Gaige: Daijōbu daijōbu, anata ga heya ni hairu tabi ni, watashi wa itsumo anata ga `FELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" to iu to sheimasu yōna koto o kitai shite imasu. Kurikaeshimasuga, watashi wa mata, anata ga mohikan no yōna anata no kami no orenji-iro to sutairu, sore o someru koto o kitai shite imasu. Mata, Nihon kara no chōri wa rōden ga itta yō ni Makudonarudo no yōna aji ga anata no shirōto ryōri, yori hōhō yori yoi hinshitsu o motte imasu.
Evil Treble: Ahh yes, Roast? Yeah I roasted an Irish guy I think, like literally roasted. He was screaming like a pussy when I placed him inside a barrel, pour gasoline, set him on fire and made delicious Irish ass.
Chloe: Ummm... What he said.
4031050 mise: *smirks* 3 things. 1, I'm going let that accent slide treble because it's a roast and I'm not going to spoil it by being a sour cherry, 2, gaige can you please repeat that in English this time, 3, I did the same thing, but with a bunch of brits in a house, but no time for that
OK, Mise. I'm sorry, you're a great friend, but I swear to god I thought you were a leprechaun Gordon Ramsay when I first met you.
*giggles madly* I always imagined him yelling, *does her best Irish accent* Oy, Laddy! Keep your mits off me Lucky Charms!
4143166 mise: *chuckles a bit* well I did work with the man for a short while, but you're not far off, and your accent needs some work, I recommend practicing a limerick accent
4143229 Well, the chef uniform's what made me think of the guy.
*giggles with a blush* Sorry. I did the best I could. But I really want to hear you shout that now.
4143235 mise: okay that kind of makes sense, and I'll say it once but only because you two are such good friends *clears throat* OY lADDY! KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF ME LUCKY CHARMS!
4143267 *bursts out laughing*
*giggles madly until she bursts out laughing* THANK YOU!!!
4143270 mise: *smiles and nods* Yes yes, everything I say is better and in some cases funnier than it would be without the accent, and for that I am damn grateful
4143277 *finally calms down* Mise, that was perfect. My life is now complete.
*calms down and softly giggles* Yeah. Octavia's one lucky girl to have you. And again, thank you. I only wanted to hear it once, so I won't ask for it again.
4143283 mise: im glad I was able to complete your life. and yeah she is, and you're welcome midnight, trust me if I were in your shoes I'd be doing the same thing
4143309 *giggles* Thanks Mise.
*chuckles* You're a real pal, Mise. I'm glad I can serve with you.