The time has finally arrived. A new My Little Pony movie is here to save us from our sad state of oligomicroalogoria (too-few-little-horsies-ness). I decided to record my reactions to it while watching, because why not? If you haven’t seen the movie yet, I have a brief, spoiler-free review before my reactions.

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So, what happens when you mix this snapback wearing doofball:

With this beautiful girl:

You get the unlikely relationship of two fimfic users: FamousLastWords and Quillamore! (Complete with ridiculous "it's 2am and we need a photo" pictures!)

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You Americans got a good gig going on with this independence thing after all, right?

Mmmmm.

-JaketheGinger

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I’ve leveled up!

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I don't normally use blogs to rant about my idiot manager, but. . . .

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Oh, who am I kidding. That's, like, 50% of my blog posts.

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Thats right. I made a thing. Also known as a story.

...

I think I made a mistake.

...

Send help.

Don't know why they do that probably some Midwestern tradition but since that is the case and that I have to babysit two dogs- one being kind of horrible- I think I am only going to get to write a little less than a thousand words. Sure I might get a thousand words if I don't have to help hand out candy but I don't know. But next chapter is started so no worries.

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I forgot that this used to be my avatar way back whenever.

Also, I didn't realize that ImgBB was a thing until I randomly searched for Image Hosts.

At least 17.6 kb uploads quickly on a 500 kbps connection with T-Mobile.

Hello, everypony! How are you all doing on this fine October day? So, as for news, I’ve not got much. Work sucks, we’re building up to the ever lovely holidays, which as always is such a wonderful time of year to work at Paul Blart.

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Four years ago, I had practically just finished my last day of eighth grade, and I was done with my exams. Four months prior, I had my first ever break-up. Four years ago today, at age 14, I joined this site.

I had discovered Fimfiction about a year before, but I had gotten so busy that it wasn't until earlier 2013 that I rediscovered it. I decided I wanted to join, but I first had to think of a name.

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Ever have trouble finding pseudoephedrine because of pesky government restrictions on buying America's favorite nasal decongestant due to stupid meth-heads trying to synthesize meth from it?

So were the authors of this paper, who came up with an entirely reasonable and rational approach to solving the problem:

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Okay, today I made a very difficult, and rather heartbreaking choice. That is, delete my very first story Once a Time Lord, Now a Pony. Why? It had some good ideas, but they weren't executed properly and the Tenth Doctor didn't at times seem like himself, and everything was far too rushed for my tastes as several people pointed out. But don't cry, as coming next year will be a rewrite. And here's the description, title and Cover Art:

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Hey folks,

I just hit the Submit button on my latest comedy, a story about the difficulty of overcoming addiction and its toll on your friends and family.

Or something like that. I mean, look, this isn't a science.

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I don't know what the hell was going on, but I guess if you try to use paypal without having funds or something it likes to charge a random 45$ every 8 days, so that's cool. I now owe paypal 68$.

Other than that, I got 550$ for christmas + I had a check for 191$ that I have to deposit. I'm going to use the money to buy a new graphics card and play that dank fallout game on them dank graphics these kids rave about.

Anyways, on to updates.

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Heya folks, happy Tuesday night to you all. Doin' something different tonight.

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So there's a contest going on by this freaky entity thing called Ice Star Spoopy Star and it's about shipping Sombra and Luna because that's a thing that's been a thing.

So. Here's your reminder blog post thing thing thing. I dunno. It's literally just to remind you that it exists.

Happy writing!

Called:
What am I watching right now?
Here's your hint

Prepare for a wave of random story ideas being flooded onto my page while I struggle to get my imaginative juices pumping.
Many of these stories are just random ideas I have had ranging from when I first joined Fimfic to today. Many of which were not bothered with as they are clop, but to hell with dignity, lets write some pone words.

*Fluttershy is famous for her Stare. An ability allowing her to tame any animal...But can it tame a magical Pony?

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https://www.strawpoll.me/18953325 (Story frequency)
https://www.strawpoll.me/18953294 (Spooky content)
https://www.strawpoll.me/18953306 (Romance writing)
https://www.strawpoll.me/18953320 (LGBT headcanons)