Hey, Fimfiction. Long time, no see.

I'm sorry I haven't been on for a while. It's been a very crazy few months. I haven't really been able to talk about it with many people, so I figured I would talk about it with you all, since you are my people. As a heads up, there may be some triggering material in here. Proceed with caution.

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There are some jerks who are going around downvoting every comment I have in my fanfics without telling my why they do so, that includes all of your comments as well, because they're just that petty and cruel.

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Warning: friendship detected

First thing's first, I'm a lazy cunt.

Now that that's out of the way, hi! I'm Splorfex (also known as SpiarmfJunior), ex-writer for the Fingerbang Thread! I say ex, because of bullshit that turned it into a hugbox, but enough rambling.

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...and mine's full of de-Lays.

Let's see... slight increase in work at the office? Check. "SimCity 2000" being as attention grabbing as ever? Check. General tiredness? Check. Tax season? Check. Favorite YouTubers and Twitch streamers playing stuff like Pizza Tower, Hi-Fi Rush, Luck Be a Landlord, etc.? Check. Needing to spend time with the family (and the family's cats)? Triple-check.

But all things considered... yeah, I'm good to go to work on another chapter. Back in business.

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Quando gli ho perso male
Brivido scossa di pallido
Il mio, il mio vero amore
le mal e eperdu

giorni fumatori
Anche se non vedrà
(Mi Deceived) Tu mi inganni
(Con te) cancellarlo non lo farò
(Di soggiorno) Toccando un'elica (non ha saputo alex?)
(Io mi eccepire) assorbente una scusa si

(Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice)
Condividerebbe,
(Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice)
che ne
(Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice)
Sostituire

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...this poem I wrote last summer could be a killer rock song.

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Look. I did put out a warning a little bit ago that I was writing something feelsy. Well, 10K words later, it's done. And it's on its way to being posted on the site.

Please understand something about this story: I usually don't put a lot of work into what I post here. I'm here to entertain you, be a clown, be a jerk. I'm really just here to have fun. And this story? It was work. It's...not fun. At least I don't think it is.

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I wish somepony would've warned me before I downloaded it.

I'm typing this from my phone because my computer browser is totally screwed up.

Just minutes after posting the latest chapter to My Sister Cozy Glow today, my browser suddenly blacked out. When I reopened it, Google Chrome defaulted to Yahoo search page. I tried to change it in the settings, but it still went straight to Yahoo. And ads were popping everywhere. The same is true for Microsoft Edge.

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There are some jerks who are going around downvoting every comment I have in my fanfics without telling my why they do so, that includes all of your comments as well, because they're just that petty and cruel.

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It's summer time and you all know what that means, right? That's right, Con Season has begun! This year I shall be going for the third time in a row to the second or third biggest brony convention right here in Europe, the wonderful gala that is nothing else but GalaCon itself! We had to wait for some time, but it's finally going to happen. And this year, I'll take a very special somebody with me to it. I'll be spending most of my summer vacation with my

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I hate California...

Those who plan on living in good 'ol Cali, don't go through with it. It's not what it's cracked up to be, and those who are living in Cali along with me, find a way to move away. Believe me, I'm considering moving back to Nevada. And even that place is bad, but at least it gets more breaks from the heat than Cali does!

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Dear Bronies and Pegasisters, as well as anyone who is thinking of volunteering to edit/proofread any of my stories or thinking of doing a cover art for me:

Due to all the people that have volunteered to help me ever since I joined this site that said they'll be dedicated to help me but most of them ended up leaving for a various number of reasons, I'm going to give all of you this warning:

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I finally managed to get another story up for you lovely people!

It's a miracle, right? Goodness me!

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so this is your warning , cause like trigger warnings are a thing I believe in. SI

I attempted suicide on monday. I am still out of it though out of the hospital now. Really kinda not recovered which of course is going to effect my ability to write for a while. Still I am going to be working on my stories when i can but yeah today is not that day.

So just a heads up: If anyone checks the weather from time to time, then y'all might know that my area is under a Winter Storm Warning from late Tonight (aka Thursday) until early Saturday Morning.

And hopefully if we don't lose power.... I will be back on Sunday to get Chapter 24 of Legends of Equestria: The Long Road Back published to the story by that point, meaning it will be two chapters in the same week for of the final full week of January 2022.

Fingers crossed!