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Sep
24th
2018

I love this hero (Dotaology: History of Techies) · 6:13pm Sep 24th, 2018

Sep
19th
2019

Non-pony short story: Lewis Osborne · 6:14am Sep 19th, 2019

This one was written around a year and a half ago, using the same writing style as Pony-Me. I originally wrote this for my Creative Writing 1 class, but I'd might as well post it here now. Wattpad is still garbage for posting anything serious anyway.

Lewis Osborne

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Oct
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #4: [Spacebound Equestria]! · 6:19am Oct 2nd, 2019

O hecc. I skipped over this on accident. Whoopsies.

TSpacebound Equestria
After a horrible defeat against Sombra, the remaining ponies board the ship 'Equestrian Pride', and head for the heavens above. What awaits them... is held within...
TheMajorTechie · 16k words  ·  15  5 · 879 views

Right off the get-go, this story was a massive shift from what I'd previously written, and what I would say was my first "flagship story" of sorts. For one, the story is based fully within existing MLP lore, with me only tacking on my own bits afterward, rather than vice-versa.

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Oct
15th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #14: [ApplePears]! · 4:18am Oct 15th, 2019

Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list. :derpytongue2:

EApplePears
Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.
TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  29  2 · 870 views

This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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Jul
27th
2018

Story pitch · 6:45am Jul 27th, 2018

Wrote out the original thing on my phone, and I don't feel like bothering to edit or revise anything before pushing it up. Anyways, here's a pitch for my next short story. Perhaps I might later on adapt it into a fanfic, even.

Not A Monster

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Oct
8th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #9: [A FILLY Big Problem]! · 7:20am Oct 8th, 2019

O hecc. I wrote an age-regression comedy?

EA FILLY Big Problem
After yet another catastrophic failure on Twilight's behalf, Celestia wakes up to find herself in... a filly's body?
TheMajorTechie · 4.7k words  ·  13  3 · 737 views

Geez, I wasn't good at self-editing at all back then. Seems like I was also the type of author who made up excuses for why they didn't fix the problems or improve all that much, either.

"YOU!" she yelled, "TWILIGHT, YOU... YOU MISTAKE...ER, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY SISTER!"

*snerk*

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Sep
29th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #1: [Wielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies]! · 9:00pm Sep 29th, 2019

Rating system? What rating system? I'm here to roast your toaster and rock your stories into the ground!

For the first round, let's start simple and take a look at my first story on this humble site:

EWielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies
A story of teens, evil beings, ponies, and interdimensional escape.
TheMajorTechie · 6.2k words  ·  16  7 · 675 views

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Oct
3rd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #5: [Remnants of Glory] · 4:34am Oct 3rd, 2019

I should start tagging the stories in question here. Why wasn't I doing that before?

Anyway, here's today's story:

ERemnants of Glory
After the departing of the Equestrian Pride, and Sombra along with it, the Crystal Empire has been laid ruin, and it's up to it's citizens to pick up where Equestria left off, and start anew. (A sidestory to Spacebound Equestria)
TheMajorTechie · 8.7k words · 445 views

Yup. Fifth story in and we're already on a sidestory. Though, that isn't bad, per say. Just an observation.

Anyway, without further ado, let's jump right into tearing this thing apart! (Or maybe you do want more ado?)

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Oct
9th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #10: [The Wielder of the Orb]! · 6:22am Oct 9th, 2019

Oh. We're already on the first reboot?

EThe Wielder of the Orb
The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?
TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 469 views

So this darn diddly thingamabob was actually a 4-way collab of sorts. Story died when everyone else lost interest, as collabs do. It's why I don't normally do them anymore.

Anyway, let's get right into it.

Darkness.

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Sep
30th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #2: [Of all things...]! · 7:05am Sep 30th, 2019

Another? Already? Guess so. I hope you've got your seatbelts on kids, 'cause we're in for a hecuva wild ride with this fic!

EOf all things...
Sammy accidentally pulls Twilight through to the Human World, and Twilight slowly (but painfully) turns human.
TheMajorTechie · 5.2k words  ·  7  5 · 386 views

I like how I decided to just tack on [and painfully] at the end there in the short description. Really helps with the screeches of "LOOK I'M A COOL DUDE WITH DARK THEMES IN HIS STORIES RIGHT???" in these early stories.

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Nov
12th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #37: [Pony-Me™]! · 1:37am Nov 12th, 2019

So, we've finally gotten to this story, haven't we?

EPony-Me™
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
TheMajorTechie · 74k words  ·  314  15 · 5.9k views

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Jul
20th
2018

Forgot to mention a thing. · 7:14am Jul 20th, 2018

Given how I typically spend this particular time of day writing and working on my stories in general, I've often found it annoying that my Surface RT has a non-backlit type cover.

My solution? Cobble together a USB-based LED frontlight for the keyboard.

All it took was one hour of my morning, an old USB cable, two paperclips, and light-up party balloons that deflated ages ago.

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Jun
24th
2018

Techies meme · 6:08am Jun 24th, 2018

Oct
16th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #15: [THE NIGHT SHALL LAST FOR TEN SECONDS!]! · 12:03am Oct 16th, 2019

I'm writing part of this on the toilet!

Today's story continues the Techie tradition of incinerating brain cells with stupid. :raritywink:

ETHE NIGHT SHALL LAST FOR TEN SECONDS!
Luna's snapped a second time now, going all "Nightmare Moon" and stuff like that. The thing is, she was hit in the face with a brick just a few hours ago.
TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  43  5 · 1.2k views

And of course, the first major presence of Gamer Luna in my stories. (Though she still mainly only exists in What If as far as my stories go. :P)

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Oct
10th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #11: · 5:53am Oct 10th, 2019

Look guys, it's one of my first successful crazy one-shots ever! Now y'all know how the crazytrain began. ;)

EEquestria's Sudden Nutella Troubles
... Have you ever wondered what Equestria would be like if it were swamped in Nutella?
TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  28  3 · 874 views

I really don't know what this monstrosity I wrote is. I should stop writing ideas based on ideas I come up with late at night.

Guess who's writing a review of their own story late at night? This boio right here!

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Jan
1st
2016

My Writing Future · 8:51pm Jan 1st, 2016

I'm writing this to solve any confusion caused by my last post "The Last Hurrah" but before we begin, let me wish you all a happy new year. I hope all of you and your families are healthy and successful this year. Now, back onto topic, I'm not LEAVING the site. I'm leaving the writing game. I'll stop writing stories so I can focus more on my personal projects which I think are 10 times as better than any fan fiction I could write. I know there are stories I haven't finished yet such as The New

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Nov
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #28: [The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs]! · 4:58am Nov 2nd, 2019

75-follower special time!

This is pretty much the kind of story that What If morphs into every so often.

EThe Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs
Exactly what the title states. Thanks for the 75 followers!
TheMajorTechie · 3k words  ·  29  2 · 654 views

A trio of fillies watched overhead from atop a cliff. Said cliff would eventually become the base of operations for a top secret facility known as "B.U.T.T.S.", or "Bureau of Unbelievably Tame Time Steppers".

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Oct
24th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #21: [From One End to Another]! · 4:20am Oct 24th, 2019

*throws up*

It's that time again, ain't it? Equestria Forever sidestory and tombstone of I Think I Summoned a Ponk, here we come!

EFrom One End to Another
I don't remember much about what just happened, but I DO know one thing: reality is broken.
TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  10  3 · 588 views

First of all, I'd like to say a little something about that cover art I drew for it: Stop it, get some help.

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Nov
16th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #40: [Holy Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!]! · 4:44am Nov 16th, 2019

Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!
Why do I do this to myself?
TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  14  18 · 653 views

No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it. :twilightsmile:

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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Sep
21st
2019

Non-pony story preview: My Own Reality · 7:23am Sep 21st, 2019

What's this? The first chapter of the original fiction adaptation of Pony-Me? By golly, I have been doing something all this time! In all seriousness though this is by far the shortest chapter and I just started on the 8th one today... er... yesterday. :twilightsheepish:

1 | Wake up.

“Rebecca! C’mon, sis, wake up!

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