I couldn't sleep tonight, and I was bored, so I thought I'd come on here and write a long blog post. Fair warning, I'll be using a fuck load of equipment jargon in this post. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click here for an Imgur album I made explaining what everything is.

I wanted to talk about WW2 equipment and, more specifically, reenacting. This'll be a more of a stream of consciousness thing, so bear with me.

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... but when I do, it's not-a-contest. Stay tuned because after over a year of writing colourful humans and Wallflower Blush, I guess it's time to reject humanity and return to horse.

My long but Incomplete Summer Sin Celebration pn0y story is out! It begins with naughty Sparity imagery, but becomes Spiharynx with romance headed to Sporax. Also I accidentally discuss issues of consent for thousands of words.

You'll get it, alright.

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Okay, so when I said I'd update this whenever I felt like it, I didn't actually intend to wait quite this long before writing the next chapter.

Regardless, for those of you who remember this little fic, chapter 11 is written and posted! Hopefully there'll be more on the way. I've still got a few bigger projects to work on, but this one will always hold a special place in my heart.

EA Change in the Wind

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

Friends don't let friends feel alone in the world.

• OC

Silent Whisper · 17k words  ·  46  4 · 1k views

For that spook month-themed fic I mentioned in the previous blog post.

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I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

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Howdy, fans of the flurry one among the princesses!

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Not dragging this out any longer..... The 11th chapter of "Princess Flurry Heart, Destroyer of Worlds!" is now finally here, so go and read it and end the pain of waiting:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/327590/princess-flurry-heart-destroyer-of-worlds

The story continues after the origins of Flurry Heart's name got revealed to everypony and what follows are moments of desperation, but of solace as well, solace that comes from a pony Flurry Heart wouldn't expect it from.

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You will be sorely missed.

I wanna hear your guesses on who framed Treble, and WHY.

I knew Gay Marriage was just legalized today, but just now I realized everything is rainbows because of it. Silly me!
I'm drawing pride ponies for the occasion. :3
These aren't my pride ponies, though:

Sometimes, I really hate myself... Last week, I announced I would be finishing and uploading a new chapter on the Tuesday following, but... that didn't pan out as I hoped... One day late bled into two, then three, and next thing I know, it's Sunday.

Shit.

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OKAY

I'M NOT LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH OR ANYTHING I SWEAR

BUT

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE

https://www.deviantart.com/gabbslines/art/In-the-pool-753429379

I NEED TO KNOW WHO HAS BEEN SPYING ON MY DREAMS

It has happened! After only three days since the last one, the newest chapter of "Princess Flurry Heart, Destroyer of Worlds!" is released:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/327590/princess-flurry-heart-destroyer-of-worlds

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night everypony
i would stay up later but my mom wants me off my laptop
so night everyone thats a sleepy face btw

There's no fucking way to preface this in a dignified way, so screw it. I'm being upfront.

I lost a fight against a streetlight last week.

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As a follow-up to my most recent story, I thought I'd expand a bit on some aspects of the story that folks have been asking about. Join me after the break, won't you?

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November was a good month for me, both for writing and in meat space.

Writing-wise, I put out three stories last month. This is a new record for me. Seriously, I'm more inconsistent than quality in a DC superhero movie.

The last story I posted in November did... Well, astoundingly well. I expected to get a few chuckles and then have my story get buried by others of higher quality.

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Aaaand we’re finally here.

What can I say, folks – it’s been a journey. I almost feel emotional writing this announcement.

This contest literally started as me idly muttering “would be cool to make one of those m’self one day” in a public chat. And now look at this! Forty-seven entries, more than four thousand views in the original announcement, we took over the featured box, and overall? I’m sure we all had a lot of fun.

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Of course, my wince didn’t go unnoticed by the mistress of the night.