So I've been publishing ponyfics for three years now.

I am so glad that all of you enjoy my fics as much as I do. It makes writing them so much more meaningful knowing that I can improve so many people's days by just that much.

Also Merry Christmas I guess and here's Loli Jesus. She died for your sins and looked incredibly kawaii doing so.

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I have two more stories for you today, they are:

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Wow... I don't pay attention to my follower count so much as the Favorites (which is mostly used as a "Read It Later" over the actual Read It Later function). Often times, TQP is favorited and followed simultaneously, but I never badger to know readers' intentions.

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Work. I hate it.
Takes up too much time, but you don't make enough money from it. Especially at a minimum wage job.
Bleh, you guys don't care about that anyways.
I guess I'm just really bad at estimating time and that 1-2 weeks I had originally promised will now be about 3-4 weeks.

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Even after my warning and apprehension and stuff.
If you turn off mature, 'When The Bough Breaks' is in the featured box. I don't even know how that happened. I'm glad people are reading it though, that honestly makes me pretty happy.
To celebrate, I'll be having some fairly large quantity of wine tonight.
Yes, I know that's not different than any other night. Hush you.

-Pencil

I have never heard of Blank Check until now. Thanks to Drew Gooden's video, I found out how fucked up the storyline is. What's even more fucked up is the kissing scene between an 11-year-old boy and a 30-year-old woman. That is straight-up pedophilia! I know that this is from the 90s, but how the hell did this slip through the cracks??!!

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Alright, so I am tagging Joker's Wild in this because I feel like this is a concept that could be useful for a lot of FOE stories. A short update before we begin, I have finished the major overhauls to the last section of chapter 3, and hopefully with edits we will be dropping that off to you by Joker's Wild's birthday. So far the word count is 11k, but it is a really good section and I am proud of how it is looking. My focus lately has been editing, since I've got such a back log on content.

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Note: This blog delves into serious issues involving my personal life. If you're looking for entertainment, you won't find it here.

I've made it abundantly clear that writing dialogue scenes is what's most difficult for me. But the truth is I hate conversations in general.

Only I don't think that's entirely true, because I'm only coming to this realization tonight.

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So, it's Republicans with their MAGA movement and Democrats with their MAG counter movement. Interesting...

RIGHT
Make
America
Great
Again

LEFT
WRONG
Make
America
Ghetto

Gentleman... behold! An image macro built around a moment of cellphone spellcheck gone bad while trying to type my name. Created by user Phucknuckl.

Sorry I've been so slow with the writing but I've got ideas for three stories and I just haven't been feeling it. Long hours at work too.

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TL;DR 1: Pay attention when thinking about the opposite of a word. Is it really the opposite, or is it merely the absence of the thing itself?

TL;DR 2: Chinchillax gets introspective using charts.
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So in my last blog I explained how I would write a chapter of the story that had the most requests. Well the top two were lust of mares and tradition and customes so to hell with it I will write both then get to work on other pieces. Lets hope I can motivate myself to actually finish these fucking stories.

As those of you with Echoes will know, Alexa has been suffering from various network problems this morning. Something of which I became aware when she spent much time saying, well, "I'm not sure what went wrong."

Suffice it to say that this pony:

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Welp, as I said I would a few days ago, I've published a new story for you all to see. It isn't that long—less than 3,000 words—so some viewership and input would be much appreciated. And of course, upvotes if you enjoy it.

TThe Anniversary Anomaly

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Another Pinkie Pie Party, another event to celebrate. Or does this one hold some deeper meaning? Either way, Twilight is not prepared for this.

• Sex
• Spike
• Discord
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Starswirl

Level Dasher · 2.8k words  ·  50  1 · 1.3k views

Be warned, it's a bit on the ridiculous side.

...Okay, very far on the ridiculous side.

I honestly don't understand why the fuck people get so pissy over this shit, it's cute as hell, sure the newborns look like the exorcist bitch on DMT & acid, but this is like a kitten on ecstasy. Look at this shit man! This could prevent all of my bad trips on shrooms with its cuteness!

Bullying someone for their beliefs or personal opinions, feelings, etc can cause them to think that suicide is the only way of escaping it.

What has FIM been teaching us? To accept people for who they are, not to fucking bully them to "fix" them! Not to bully them so much that they don't feel the need to live anymore!

Yet here, on this very site, people get bullied.

That's just... *shakes head*

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Well, tomorrow’s going to be interesting. In fact, the entire upcoming month is going to be interesting. Just like October was pretty damn interesting! Interesting, interesting, interesting.

It’s also going to be brutal. So prepare yourself.

NaNoWriMo is coming.

But before that, let’s talk about word counts!

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Well, unlike the last review, this one does NOT contain any M rated fics. Anyway, promotion:
*Beer and a Knife Fight 3: Beer Hard With a Vengeance - The third part of a trilogy by PresentPerfect that I have yet to read. But hey, it's new...

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The worst thing I ever seen.

In generation 1 magical ponies can grow their manes much faster than G4 characters.