I'M LEAVING
FOR GOOD
I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY TO YOU GUYS

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Part of the challenge I gave myself with Muffins at the End of the Universe was writing an a confined environment. When your resources are limited it can sometimes lead to the best ideas, so for the first two stories I limited myself to working within the interior of the crashed pod, the Doctor's laboratory being a prime source of plot material. Rules are there to be broken however, and so Year Zero sees Twilight, Trixie, Derpy and Doctor Whooves venture outside the pod for the first time. Of

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Since I've recently abandoned all modesty and submitted The Price of a Smile to EQD, I figured I might as well submit it to The Royal Guard as well. So I did. But when I hit the Submit button, I discovered something very interesting.

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Tomorrow morning-ish, probably. And surprise, it's a comedy, which is a first for me! I'm trying to expand my horizons a bit, plus I just happened to get a silly idea, so... I thought I'd try it out and hope I can do my part to help fill the void I know the hiatus is gonna leave in our Saturday mornings for a while.

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I'm just a step away / I'm just a breath away / Losin' my ratings today. / I am just a story / Not super-story / Someone save me from the hate:

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Source

Youtube reading!

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Just so no one is confused about any more skits containing pranks, I thought I'd post the pranking rules that I am aware of that are apparently the most agreed upon. Here:

1. No physical or emotional pain-if it does occur, it must not be intended

2. The prankee must be aware of the prank

3. If the prank is not appreciated, apologize

4. No laws must be broken-use your common sense here

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Well. That happened.

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If you'd like to know why, and you're not a Patreon, check the front page.

If you are a Patreon of Fimfiction, I am sorry. You cannot see all the funny ads that have been parodying one another on the front page, because Fimfiction chooses to punish you for supporting them. That is just the way it is.

But this is what you are missing.

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For those who didn't get the memo yet, I've launched another write-off! This one only has a couple days on it, but it's the kind you can hurry on! It's...

CRACK-STORM 2020

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"Alright, that's the last straw!" Ocellus snarled, pacing around in her room. Pharynx had picked the locks to let them in. "They can't scare us like that!"

"So what are you suggesting we do, exactly?" Pharynx asked

"Hm..."

~Later~

"Heh, did we get those guys or what?" Venom chuckled as he, Cricket, and Sunset re-entered the Change Gang's home.

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With April Fool's Day looming will Batty actually be able to review this episode about zombie ponies or will a certainly clip from a bad E.T. rip off rear it's ugly head?

https://youtu.be/2Kf17X7Yg34

Urinals

You tell your sister that the new urinals in the women's room are really to wash off the bottom of your shoes.

Later

Now, you're sleeping on the couch until you've bought her a pair of new shoes and something else nice as an "I'm Sorry."

Pipp: Aw, new shoes!!!

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I..... maybe overdid it a little? After the April Foals joke I did yesterday, I feel horrible.

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So, the last two weeks of the show have been interesting haven't they? I mean we got a prank/zombie episode and then we got a changeling episode. It's a pretty big time for the show with new lessons to learn and all. Or not.

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Well, this is an interesting episode. I feel that the premise is a tad arbitrary— much like last week's episode, this is a lesson that Rainbow should already have long learnt. But in spite of that, the imagery is just so good. Holy crud, even when knowing the gist of the plot it was actually pretty exciting. So, as usual, have some thoughts!

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Alright, the ''How to Catch a'' stories have been surprisingly popular, and I think I'm going to go through with writing one for each of the main characters. Naturally, Rainbow Dash will likely be excluded from having her own story as a prankee because she's teamed with Dom, so that leaves us with two remaining characters to victimise next! So, that brings us to the big question: who do you want me to do next?

• Rarity

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