If you like my The Runaway Bodyguard or any of my Starlight, Songbird, or Sunset stories because of the storytelling, I think you will like Messing with the Wrong Alicorn is Not Optimal. It is written in 1st person from the POV of a 7 1/2 year-old girl who is a Princess Twilight Sparkle fan. Lotus Flower is Neighponese and

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These Optimistic COVID Updates Give Us the Evidence We Need for Hope in April

Hey pones, I promise not to spam you with more blogs about this, but there's 1 day left to order the Optimalverse collection. Anyone who wants to get their hands on one should do so now at this page: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/recursive-iterations-hardcover-print#/

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I'd like to preface this by saying that I assembled this little document to go with a story I recently posted. Memory of Forever. I encourage you to avoid looking at it until you've read that story all the way to the end--it will link to and also include spoilers.

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Many of you know I've been writing in the Friendship is Optimal universe for years now. I've explored some fun ideas in all that time, eventually writing 250,000 words of short stories, and one novel. I felt like all those stories would make for good candidates for a hardcover, and finally had the time to put them all together!

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brb getting this tattoo'd on my forehead

Crooked House

Some follow-up for you!

The cover is a crop from Francis Bacon's unnerving painting, "Head VI." Love the cube in that picture. Very good angles. Lots of strong vibes.

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IT WAS ALL WORTH IT

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This is another one you've probably heard of if you haven't already read it. So if you've been wondering what makes it such a classic and whether or not it's worth your time, let me sell it for you.

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Messing with the Wrong Alicorn is Not Optimal is out! Fantasy SF. Give it a read.

EMessing with the Wrong Alicorn is Not Optimal

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

When CelestAI uploads a 7 year old girl, the AI doesn't understand the semantics of the wish. It learns quickly, or does it? You don’t want to fight an imaginative little girl about some things, especially if you agree to make her an alicorn.

• Human
• Crossover
• Alt. Universe
• OC

scifipony · 9k words  ·  28  8 · 864 views

I have a new story that stands no chance of being on the front page, because I unpublished it for two days when the contest was extended. That saddens me. It's very personal and I want you to read it.

TTime-Out

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Drama
• Sci-Fi

Scootaloo doesn't get along well with others, so he lives in a fictional world all by himself. You'd probably think that would be easy to optimize.

• Fetish
• Sex
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Profanity
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• Scootaloo
• Diamond Tiara
• Other
• Main 6
• CMCs

Trick Question · 12k words  ·  47  13 · 939 views

Only one author on Fimfiction will know just how personal. Let's just say I didn't have to make much up.

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At Habibisoft, we don't really understand the significance of being Dubai's best SEO business. Our primary goal is to support your company's digital expansion! Our unsatisfactory SEO agency in Dubai is the least suitable choice for businesses seeking effective results due to our poor track record.

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I have some news about my Patreon and Ko-fi account to announce today. First, to start with the biggest one, I will go and redesign both accounts. I have started them in 2019, with tiny success so far, but I also was in a mentally bad state when I made a push for earning money with my stories in that year. My writing was, compared to what it is again now, a mess back then, my mental condition affected the quality of it and it also showed in the way I was going about designing my Patreon and

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It is done. Everything is fixed, everything is prepared, everything is optimized and ready to relaunch. Now all that's left is building a little hype.....

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The day is here, the moment has come. I just relaunched my Patreon account and my Ko-fi account, after an intense optimization process and completely reworking them. The links to both accounts are now available on my userpage again, at the top and to the right where they used to be, with different descriptions that reflect the changes.

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