"I'm going to need a bow and arrow if I'm going to fight our enemies."
"Hah! What wolf needs a bow to fight, when you have claws and teeth?"
"I only have one claw. But it's faster and sharper than any other."
Seemed some (or at least one) of you enjoyed my post regarding my weird-ass Trump dream. Well it turns out that wasn't my most vivid dream to date, and certainly not my first. Oh no, there's been one that's remained fresh in my mind since my sophomore year of college, back in 2009. So I figure I may as well share it as well, as it is one of the most bizarre things I've ever thought up, and something that never fails to befuddle and amuse those whom I tell. Therefore, I shall relate it to you
For those of you confused, I’m referring to a series of shirts I created on teespring. I made a shirt for every one of the Greek Zodiac signs. Each has an amusing statement, meant to be a joke of some kind (not sure how I did with a few).
Defenestration.
A word brought up in computer class as we sat around doing our work my friend turned to me and said, “You know there is a word for throwing things or people out of a window right.”
With interest tickling I turned to him with doubt and said, “really? What is this word?”
And he said, “I don't know but google does.”
Have any of you ever heard of the old German legend of a man named Faust and his deal with a demon, along with its poor consequences that followed it like a lame pup? It is one of my favorite tales, and I plan to adapt it... with an interesting twist to it.
(I was never a particularly funny individual, so I thought I'd post a micro-fic to see if anyone gets a kick out of it.)
I didn’t honestly think of it at the time. I didn’t think of Sweetie Belle’s quizzical look. The little blush on her cheeks. You have to understand, she was a SMART KID! I’m not saying I didn’t share some of the blame in this case, but Sweetie has always been clever enough to know when something was wrong.
You know that feeling when you're so heavily invested in something, and you just gotta take a piss? Then you hold it in for awhile, and it builds up to the point where you're doing the Happy Dance? And a little bit leaks out, and you hold it more and more leaks out, then when you finally get up, the former urgency just becomes: "GET DA FUCK OUTTA MAH WAY, BITCH!!" Then you're finally there, and you drop drawers and let loose, but only a little bit comes out and you're all, "Dafuq?" And after
No, I'm not doing a Cards Against fic (no matter how tempting the thought is).
However, I did read a new one this morning and start tracking it. As you might've guessed from the blog post title, it's Cards Against Harmony - and it already seems to have vanished. WHY?
Link (dead): https://www.fimfiction.net/story/430352/cards-against-harmony
Okay, I admit this is mainly just to get the now horribly out of date Halloween picture selection out of your faces, but these two pieces were funny enough I decided I had to share them anyways. First found them on the Fallout: Equestria Discord channel, and thought they were hilarious. I do plan to try and get an actual review on the MLP movie out eventually, or at least my views on Tempest herself, but for now...
Zootpoia themed! Best thing that happened since Frozen, cause I'm tired of hearing let it go.......... So funny pics and cute stuff with a bit of crude humor here and there.
(The boyfriend you wish you told your parents about BEFORE you introduced them XD)
So... I know it's still not Friday in most of the world, but it already is where I live, and again in the spirit of having something to share that isn't me complaining or apologizing for delays, I thought I should have another one of these jokes.
Currently reading through my own stories to remind me where I take off last time.
Next update will be my Cynder story and than I will be going for my Necromancer story.
My potencial new boss will see me for a job interview tomorrow, if I get accepted or not? Who knows...
Anyway have a great Sunday and stay snuggly.
Grandure: "I'm not scared of a computer passing the Turing test... I'm terrified of one that intentionally fails it."
Raske3zy: ITT: a bunch of computers posing as redditors
CarryTreant: The scary thing is, if there was a hyper-inteligent AI out there hiding its presence from us, I imagine it could quite easily manipulate people via social media without ever being detected.
NSA_Chatbot: That's preposterous.
I rethought about the very first story I wrote. I have read it again. It's garbage, it's absolute garbage, I'm ashamed of what I've wrote. All the things that I wanted to tell, there aren't almost any. That was a first try and boy, what an epic fail.
So... I know this is a bit of a random post... but I've been thinking that maybe my blog needs a bit more from time to time that isn’t just stuff about my life or sharing previews of fics that may be years in the future.
So, I've decided to try to start sharing ponified versions of jokes that I know (as in, versions of the jokes where the characters are ponies) on Fridays.
I can’t promise I'll do this every Friday, but I'll try to at least make this a semi-regular thing.
So... it seems I'm not the best at delivering these on a regular basis... which I suppose is to be sadly expected, considering I'm far from the best at keeping a consistent update schedule with my actual stories.
That said, as with my actual stories, I haven't forgotten these. As such, here is yet another one, which I hope you enjoy.
But more than that, I hope all is well with all of you, and thank you for taking the time to read this. :)
Take care, all of you.
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