And I'm like, Dude, I have an idea, let's do literally anything else.

Dude, I'm like, objectively right, so you should suck my dick.

I'd rather stick my dick in a cadaver.

Smells like Cheetos and Vaseline.

I smoke pot, drink my moms wine, jack off, and post on 4chan all day, sometimes all at the same time.

I woke up in a urinal 3 days ago and i'm positive it was her fault.

Turn my dick into a curtain rod.

Do you know any way to unfuck this situation.

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As someone who was introduced to this channel right around the time he disappeared, and proceeded to hurt myself laughing as I mainlined Legit Recap over three days, it was an increasing fear of mine that his insanely perfect comedic timing and the nature of his jokes were a thin veil over some personal problems, and when he vanished from the internet in December 2019, I legit thought he had overdosed or some shit.

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I've been meaning to do one of these ever since Crystal Wishes came up with the idea.

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I rethought about the very first story I wrote. I have read it again. It's garbage, it's absolute garbage, I'm ashamed of what I've wrote. All the things that I wanted to tell, there aren't almost any. That was a first try and boy, what an epic fail.

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In my endless quest to avoid finishing any of my stories, I have edited together a 40 minute video of DWK's Totally Legit Recap that covers the entirety of Season 6. Given that he has (likely) decided to stop making these videos, I felt that maybe it would be nice to just have a "Best Of" video that showcases why he quickly gained some notoriety in the first place. Anyway, be forewarned, I did censor some of the "badder" words, partially for comedic effect and also so that it can be shared

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So, as usual I've been around lurking in the shadows trying not to trip and fall over furniture and such. What? I like the darkness but that doesn't mean I can see in it. Rather, I'm basically blind in the dark, but since light burns my skin and eyes, darkness it provides relief from any pain and other unfortunate effects.

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Hello y'all! For those of you who're NOT adept at making videos for YouTube and are SCARED TO EVEN ATTEMPT IT because it's SO DAMNED INTIMIDATING, I offer my recent paltry experience as a bolstering endeavor - YOU CAN DO IT, IF YOU TRY! I totally fucking SUCK at it! YEAH! Windows Movie Maker's constant offering of filter choices, losing images, or DOUBLING time stamps FOR image changes... then resigning you to start ALL OVER again AGAIN AND AGAIN in hopes it'll all EVENTUALLY SOMEHOW WORK

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---Season 9--Episode 17---
After years of reading people's hot takes, "Idiot Ball" seems to have become a more succint, and somehow nicer, way of saying that the writing for a character is badly and contrived. It should mean that their actions are so contrived, it takes the viewer out of the story. But that issue is so recurrent and expected that critics have just turned it into a story beat of Friendship is Magic.

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Enjoy! (Note: image unrelated - don't worry, I'd never kill off a Pie sister.)