Funny Fridays - Ponified Joke #3

So... it seems I'm not the best at delivering these on a regular basis... which I suppose is to be sadly expected, considering I'm far from the best at keeping a consistent update schedule with my actual stories.

That said, as with my actual stories, I haven't forgotten these. As such, here is yet another one, which I hope you enjoy.

But more than that, I hope all is well with all of you, and thank you for taking the time to read this. :)

Take care, all of you.

Now, onto the joke itself:

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Two drunk unicorn stallions were stumbling about the Canterlot streets at night, well supplied with wine after a night at the bar. Eventually, as they turned a corner, they caught a full view of the night sky, the full moon shining brighly in it. Both of them let out exclamations of awe, taken aback by the sight.

But a moment afterwards, both of them frowned in puzzlement.

"What do you think that is?" asked the one with a white coat.

The one with a silver coat thought for a bit, and then said, "I think that's the Sun."

"Are you sure?" the white one asked. "I think it's a star."

"No, I'm sure it's the Sun," the silver one said.

"I still think it's a star," the white one insisted.

"The sun!"

"A star!"

"The Sun!"

"A star!"

"THE SUN!"

"A STAR!"

They kept their back and forth for a bit, until they heard the sound of metal beating on the ground. Looking over, they saw a unicorn royal guard with a gray coat approaching.

"You know what?" the silver one said. "Let's just that guard. He's bound to know."

"Fine by me!" the white one replied.

The two unicorns then approached the guard, and the white one said, "Excuse me, sir?"

"Yes?" the guard asked.

"What is that shiny round thing up there in the sky?" the silver unicorn asked. "Is it the Sun, or is it a star?"

Without even looking, the guard gave the following response,

"I don't know, I'm not from around here!"